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Description: Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481... The artist was Leonardo da Vinci... The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey.

Description: I am Groot

Description: Mastered the ancient Japanese art of tsundoku? me too. Now you can proclaim your master status.

Description: the World Community for Christian Meditation Australia. meditation - it's not what you think

Description: This is the logo for the Antaries Starship from the upcoming movie find the movie page on facebook https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=antaries%20movie

Description: anyone who says God can't be proven. The mathematician Kurt Gödel disagrees. Here is ontological proof for the existence of God.

Description: It's a shirt and it tells you how you should feel about your continued existence. That's all it does; all day. Call this job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.

Description: can't coose a side? sit on the fence. Autocons and deceptibots unite.

Description: this is how i drive... get in, sit down, shut up and hold on.

Description: I'm not going to dictate to you what kind of day you should have - that's up to you.

Description: Q/ What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? A/ a great deal of confusion about whether/how to respond. hours of fun - try it for yourself.

Description: The Ben - one who speaks up with the correct answer - possibly too often.

Description: it isn't paranoia if they're really out to get you.

Description: not sure where this design came from, just found it scrawled on a shirt and figured the designers know what they're doing. hope you like it.

Description: you know you've thought it about something, or someone at one time in your life.

Description: I made this for my little girl - Talitha because this is where we got her name from, and it seems really appropriate for a little girl whose tummy seems to be a bottomless pit right now.

Description: Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

Description: this is why you shouldn't get your friend to test how bullet proof your top is with an assault rifle while you're wearing it.

Description: Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

Description: another revision of the iconic design

Description: for those folks who occasionally feel the need to drop an f-bomb - now your shirt can do it for you.

Description: Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

Description: Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

Description: It is true to say that there is a genuine risk of human spontaneous combustion** Cautionary signs may be required. **actual risk may be less than 0.003%

Description: best wishes from the future alien overlor- er, I mean interplanetary guests. make the most of the time you have.

Description: those nice people gave you a whole new life - the least you can do is offer a little free promotion.

Description: every person who has to negotiate a price for work will understand this conundrum.