Hats
Description: Mature enough to have given consent, but not mature enough to have learned his lesson. Unless he likes it. In which case, I’m not going to yuck his yum. I mean, I like ginger too, just not that way. And if you’re going to wear this on a t-shirt, it’s going to be painful explaining what “figging” is to grandma. Only then to get an Uno reverse and it turns out she and grandad were kinky, BDSM, poly, punishment, keyword packing swingers who loved a crude, dirt joke. This item makes an excellent gift for any birthday, graduation, or anniversary.
Description: That’s not a target on your chest, it’s a stylized sunset. Yes, just imagine feeling the nice warm… setting sun. Celebrate all things naughty and nautical with this Cleveland Steamer design that will make your friends laugh, and require a very uncomfortable explanation you’ll have to give to your sweet Grandmother. Or maybe, this isn’t the best apparel choice for your niece’s christening. But that’s on you.
