TobinWexley

Description: Whether you enjoy eating them or not, you too can look stylish, decorate your home, or sneak something into a friend’s house to delight in the confused look on their face when they discover this merch for Mr. Smith’s Chocolate Starfish Cookies. And if they ask why they are called chocolate starfish cookies when they look more like sea urchins, you can let ‘em know, it’s not that kind of starfish.

Description: Mature enough to have given consent, but not mature enough to have learned his lesson. Unless he likes it. In which case, I’m not going to yuck his yum. I mean, I like ginger too, just not that way. And if you’re going to wear this on a t-shirt, it’s going to be painful explaining what “figging” is to grandma. Only then to get an Uno reverse and it turns out she and grandad were kinky, BDSM, poly, punishment, keyword packing swingers who loved a crude, dirt joke. This item makes an excellent gift for any birthday, graduation, or anniversary.

Description: That’s not a target on your chest, it’s a stylized sunset. Yes, just imagine feeling the nice warm… setting sun. Celebrate all things naughty and nautical with this Cleveland Steamer design that will make your friends laugh, and require a very uncomfortable explanation you’ll have to give to your sweet Grandmother. Or maybe, this isn’t the best apparel choice for your niece’s christening. But that’s on you.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.

Description: Utilize the world’s unending supply of double entendre with this hilarious sticker. We know the thought popped into your head, now obliterate your internal filter and pop a sticker on it! You thought it was funny, someone else will too. Make someone laugh. Make their day. Make the world a better place. *Only apply stickers to things you own. Then again, I can’t control what you do. You rebel.