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apollo, hermes, dionysus, pagan
Ever looked at a coin and thought, “man, if only they pluralized ‘God’”? well, your days of wistfulness are over with this shirt!
It’s a perfectly fine thing to do, unless you’re Icarus.
Aphrodite’s been a beauty since day 1… which makes sense, as she emerged from the ocean fully-grown.
Please worship Dionysus responsibly. (burp)
dionysus, wine, pagan
Merch from a blessed band; wear it to say “my music taste is divine”!
We bipeds are in it to win it, or go extinct trying! With Lucy as our mascot, there’s nothing us apes can’t do!
paleontology, monkey, lucy
Easy, breezy, beautiful, clever girl.
velociraptor, raptor, paleontology, science
Pfft. I liked them before they were cool… which was millions of years ago, actually. They’ve been around a while.
horseshoe-crab, coelacanth, fish, paleontology
I know dinosaurs didn’t have access to smartphones… but what if they did?
instagram, paleontology, science
Do Jurassic-Park-esque raptors make your skin crawl? Me too! So cover your crawling skin with this shirt! Not guaranteed to change JP fanboys’ minds, but hey, it’s worth a shot.
5 eyes means 2.5x as much cuteness as any mammal... right?
Are you a fan of fine art who doesn’t like to bother with the plebeians? Slap this shirt on your torso and proclaim it to the world with the help of Vincent van Gogh’s one-eared head!
Fine art has never been cuter! Enjoy this li’l Vincent as his adorable face reminds you of the horrors of the poverty and mental illness that plagued him throughout his life, culminating in his suicide before the age of 40.
Probably a dubstep band.
Lookit 'im go!!
Probably a depressing indie band.
Who doesn't? It's delicious!!
Probably a bitpop band.
Bad immune system? Bug going around? Worry no more—this friendly doctor is more than happy to do his best to help out!
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