Do Jurassic-Park-esque raptors make your skin crawl? Me too! So cover your crawling skin with this shirt! Not guaranteed to change JP fanboys’ minds, but hey, it’s worth a shot.
Are you a fan of fine art who doesn’t like to bother with the plebeians? Slap this shirt on your torso and proclaim it to the world with the help of Vincent van Gogh’s one-eared head!
Fine art has never been cuter! Enjoy this li’l Vincent as his adorable face reminds you of the horrors of the poverty and mental illness that plagued him throughout his life, culminating in his suicide before the age of 40.