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Description: Our idols are all dead and our enemies are in power. Where did it all go wrong? This vintage kitten design pairs sugary-sweet aesthetics with abject despair. Perfect fit for those who love weirdcore vibes and doomer sentiment.

Description: Anchors aweigh, you gorgeous scallywag. This vintage pirate queen is here to bring some high-seas sass to your wardrobe. With a blade in her hand and a heart full of... well, something that'll shiver your timbers, it’s the ultimate kitsch Valentine’s treasure.

Description: This sweet little heifer is feeling a bit more than just "moo-d" for love. Pairing a darling vintage cow with a decidedly modern sentiment, it’s the ultimate kitsch dichotomy. Perfect for those who like their romance with a side of farmyard filth.

Description: Giddy up, buttercup! This pint-sized pup in a boot is ready for the rodeo of love. A perfect slice of vintage kitsch for anyone who likes their Valentines with a side of Western charm and a little bit of a "Yeehaw" spirit. Pucker up, buckaroo!

Description: This wide-eyed vintage pup is here to skip the small talk and get straight to the point. Merging 1950s wholesome charm with a very blunt request, it’s the ultimate gift for someone who appreciates a bit of cheeky, filthy wit. Perfect gifts for dog lovers.

Description: Show some pride and put some love into your life with our cute, funny and very naughty vintage Valentine art shirt! Adorable retro deer artwork and a modern, rude slogan! Great gifts for lovers.

Description: Here’s one for the lovers who love cats! Spread a little kitten love this year with our funny, retro Valentines art design shirts. Cute vintage cat art and a naughty slogan. Great gifts for cat owners.

Description: Add some humor and retro charm to your day with this hilarious design featuring a cheeky cat on a water slide and the playful caption, 'Sliding into your DMs like...' Perfect for anyone who loves cats, internet humor, and kitschy vintage vibes! Whether you’re looking for a unique Valentine’s Day gift, an anniversary surprise, or just something fun for yourself, this design is sure to make them smile. Available as stickers, shirts, and more—purr-fectly irresistible!

Description: Who says Valentine’s candy can’t cut right to the chase? This minimalist pastel heart cheekily asks “Butt Stuff?” in crisp, retro lettering—perfect for Pride Month revelers and anyone who appreciates unfiltered humor. Wear it to parades, picnics, or pride parties to spark laughs (and maybe a few raised eyebrows). Equally at home year‑round as a gag gift, conversation starter, or mid‑week treat for your sassiest friend. Celebrate love, laugh out loud, and embrace irreverence—in every season.

Description: Who says Valentine’s Day can’t be cute and cheeky? This adorable romantic retro cat design features a fluffy feline holding a love heart with the playful message, 'I wanna bump uglies with you.' Perfect for anyone who enjoys a little naughty humor with their romance. Ideal for a hilarious Valentine’s Day gift, anniversary surprise, or just for someone who wants some kitsch silly humor in their wardrobe!

Description: I love you with my hole heart. Cute funny, romantic donut design, perfect gifts for those you love, especially with a sweet tooth - we think it makes a great Valentine's Day or Anniversary gift. Cute, sweet shirts and mugs, the stickers are cool too.

Description: Sweet, sugary, and slightly offensive. This retro candy heart design is for those who prefer their romance with a side of dry British wit. Perfect for Galentine’s, Anti-Valentine’s, or just telling your favourite knob head exactly how you feel.

Description: I know you want me COME AND GET IT. Cute funny cupcake design, perfect gifts for foodie friends with a sweet tooth, bakers or just for yourself - we think it makes a great pajama top, the stickers are cool too.

Description: Who needs a soulmate when you really just need a solid cover story? This vintage conversation heart is for the true crime obsessed who find regular romance a bit suspicious. The perfect funny valentine for your actual partner in crime.

Description: We are soup snakes. Inspired by our favourite couple from The Office, Michael and Holly, this romantic, cute couples design is available on greetings cards and more. Perfect for Valentine's Day.

Description: To be loved a little more... Before Sunrise, part of a range of our favourite romantic movies of all time, pencil drawing with watercolour effect design. Perfect for Valentine's Day!

Description: So, little Amelie... Amelie, part of a range of our favourite romantic movies of all time, pencil drawing with watercolour effect design. Perfect for Valentine's Day!

Description: I can't remember anything without you. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, part of a range of our favourite romantic movies of all time, pencil drawing with watercolour effect design. Perfect for Valentine's Day!

Description: This cute lamb may look happy, but deep down, it’s done. Whatever you’ve had enough of, this design gets it. Wear your misery proud with our funny sassy vintage shirts and prints. Great gifts for anyone who’s smiling on the outside but screaming inside.

Description: Cute but relatable, this kitsch retro puppy in a sombrero understands your pain. Whether it's aging, existence or just another Monday, this design sums it up. Funny sarcastic birthday gifts for the perpetually exhausted, or anyone aging against their will.

Description: Look as thirsty on the outside as you feel on the inside with our new funny, flirty shirt for coffee lovers, tea drinkers and caffeine addicts everywhere! Cute retro, vintage vibes and a silly slogan. Makes a perfect pyjama top and great gifts for coffee obsessed friends and family.

Description: JUMP ON THE REAGAN BUSHWAGON! Get ready for the 2024 election with our faithful replica of Ronald Reagan and George Bush Sr’s iconic and very silly 1984 presidential election campaign slogan shirts. Great gifts for political friends!

Description: ELECTRICITY WILL KILL YOU Part of our range of weird, funny and unique vintage public safety replica campaign logos. Great nostalgic gifts!

Description: Got hot goss for Pride Month? This adorable tea‑cup kitten is here to “Spill the Tea!”—perfect for serving sass at parades, parties, or your next Zoom hangout. With its vintage charm and cheeky vibe, it’s equally primed for year‑round tea sessions, brunch chatter, or just broadcasting your inner gossip‑queen status. Embrace the feline finesse of queer camaraderie and share your juiciest secrets in style.

Description: JUST SAY NO! Iconic anti drugs logo from the Reagan war on drugs era! Great ironic t-shirts, perfect for festivals, parties or anywhere else you'll definitely be saying no to drugs.

Description: For that special brother, sister or friend who’s aging but definitely hasn't matured. Our retro cat and dog bring the party and an unnecessary dose of reality. Ideal for birthdays, congratulations or keeping them grounded with a dash of dry British humour.

Description: THEY CAN'T LICK OUR DICK! Get ready for the 2024 election with our faithful replica of Richard Nixon's iconic and hilarious 1972 presidential election campaign slogan shirts. Great gifts for political friends!

Description: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO... Wait, what were we doing? A playful, bold parody of the classic rock music tee – this design is for fellow ADHD folks and allies who wear their neurodivergence with pride. Made by an autistic creator. Show your support or rock it yourself!

Description: Skateboarding is not a crime! Check out our new funny, parody on the iconic 90's anti skateboarding t-shirt!

Description: Woodsboro High School Film Club. Movie inspired Woodsboro High School Film Club design, perfect for horror movie fans this Halloween.

Description: CLINTON GORE 92 Get ready for the 2024 election with our faithful replica of Bill Clinton and Al Gore’s iconic and very silly 1992 presidential election campaign slogan shirts. Great gifts for political friends!

Description: A playful, bold parody of the classic wrestling tee – this design is for fellow autistic folks and allies who wear their neurodivergence with pride. Made by an autistic creator. Show your support or rock it yourself!

Description: Join the "Girl Dinner Fun Club" with this hilarious zombie design! Perfect for serving up spooky vibes, sarcastic humor, and that iconic Halloween energy. If you’re all about quirky, creepy-cute, and meme-worthy moments, this one’s for you!

Description: "I want to believe... In The Doctor" Our Doctor Who / X-Files inspired crossover parody design based on the iconic I Want to Believe UFO conspiracy theory poster is now available to buy on shirts, cozy autumn sweaters and comfy hoodies over at our Toru and Midori Teepublic store. The perfect geeky present. Check them out

Description: Swamp Water Green Chartreuse Part of our "As Worn By..." range, new design inspired by an iconic shirt worn by punk icon and fringe pioneer Joey Ramone. A subtle alternative to band t shirts. Perfect for music fans of all ages.

Description: Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt Inspired by the beautiful, inspirational and funny artwork of Kurt Vonnegut! New t-shirt design for book lovers, readers and the existentially afflicted