Shorts
Description: Let them know it’s on this Valentines or anniversary with our new funny, filthy retro Valentines design! Adorable vintage bear artwork and a naughty, modern and wildly inappropriate “romantic” greeting. Great gifts for any day you’re down to clown. Let them know it’s on this Valentines or anniversary with our new funny, filthy retro Valentines design! Adorable vintage bear artwork and a naughty, modern and wildly inappropriate “romantic” greeting. Great gifts for any day you’re down to clown.
Description: Add some humor and retro charm to your day with this hilarious design featuring a cheeky cat on a water slide and the playful caption, 'Sliding into your DMs like...' Perfect for anyone who loves cats, internet humor, and kitschy vintage vibes! Whether you’re looking for a unique Valentine’s Day gift, an anniversary surprise, or just something fun for yourself, this design is sure to make them smile. Available as stickers, shirts, and more—purr-fectly irresistible!
Sliding Into Your DMs – Funny Retro Cat Valentine’s T-Shirt or Sticker Shorts
$21 $27
Description: Who says Valentine’s candy can’t cut right to the chase? This minimalist pastel heart cheekily asks “Butt Stuff?” in crisp, retro lettering—perfect for Pride Month revelers and anyone who appreciates unfiltered humor. Wear it to parades, picnics, or pride parties to spark laughs (and maybe a few raised eyebrows). Equally at home year‑round as a gag gift, conversation starter, or mid‑week treat for your sassiest friend. Celebrate love, laugh out loud, and embrace irreverence—in every season.
Description: Shoot your shot this Halloween with our cute, funny, vintage Frankenstein's monster design! This retro comic style t-shirt features a goofy Frankenstein in a love heart, with a brilliant pun that reads "BE MY VALENSTEIN!". Perfect for a Halloween party or a cheeky Valentine's Day gift.
Description: Who says Valentine’s Day can’t be cute and cheeky? This adorable romantic retro cat design features a fluffy feline holding a love heart with the playful message, 'I wanna bump uglies with you.' Perfect for anyone who enjoys a little naughty humor with their romance. Ideal for a hilarious Valentine’s Day gift, anniversary surprise, or just for someone who wants some kitsch silly humor in their wardrobe!
BUMP UGLIES – Funny Retro Cat Valentine’s T-Shirt or Sticker Shorts
$21 $27
Description: Looking for a Valentine’s Day gift for the clown in your life? Our retro romantic shirt and sticker design brings flirty fun and vintage charm together. Whether it’s for your crush, partner, or someone who loves a good laugh, it’s perfect for celebrating love with a wink (and maybe a honk).
Description: Look as thirsty on the outside as you feel on the inside with our new funny, flirty shirt for coffee lovers, tea drinkers and caffeine addicts everywhere! Cute retro, vintage vibes and a silly slogan. Makes a perfect pyjama top and great gifts for coffee obsessed friends and family.
Description: Reclaim the campiest corner of queer history with this vintage‑inspired pulp cover tee. “SATAN WAS A LESBIAN” turns an old-school paperback oddity into your go‑to Pride statement—equal parts wicked, weird, and wonderfully subversive. Rock it at Pride Month parades or whenever you’re craving that perfect mix of irony and nostalgia. Featuring cute, camp, quirky, retro, gay, lesbian and queer book art. They make great pride month gifts for book loving satanic friends and family this year. Get yours today!
Description: Recruit vampires this Halloween with our cute, funny, vintage Dracula design! This retro t-shirt features a Dracula popping out of a starburst shape with a brilliant pun that reads "JOIN THE FANG CLUB TODAY!". It's a perfect bit of humour for a Halloween party, a classic vampire costume, or just because you love spooky monsters.