Truth Bomb Tees

Description: Fiscally conservative, except at the bait shop. Budget's tight, but a dozen nightcrawlers is a sound investment. A funny fishing shirt with a cheerful worm-can icon for the angler who never leaves the bait shop with just bait.

Description: Thermostat set by executive order. It is 68 degrees, it is locked, and the matter is not up for debate. A funny dad shirt for the head of household who guards the thermostat like it's classified.

Description: Thermostat set by executive order. It is 68 degrees, it is locked, and the matter is not up for debate. A funny dad shirt for the head of household who guards the thermostat like it's classified.

Description: I don't call in sick. I call in deer. Opening morning is a personal day. A funny deer hunting shirt for the hunter whose boss already knows not to schedule anything the second week of November.

Description: I don't call in sick. I call in deer. Opening morning is a personal day. A funny deer hunting shirt for the hunter whose boss already knows not to schedule anything the second week of November.

Description: Codes, call lights, 12-hour shifts... bring it on. This retro, bubbly design says "I'm A Nurse, NOTHING Scares Me!" in wavy pink and lavender groovy letters, with a cute syringe, a smiling face mask, sparkles, hearts and a heart bandage. It's a fun gift for RNs, LPNs, CNAs, ER and ICU nurses, nursing students and new grads. Good for Nurses Week, graduation, birthdays or any shift where nothing fazes you.

Description: Codes, call lights, 12-hour shifts... bring it on. This retro, bubbly design says "I'm A Nurse, NOTHING Scares Me!" in wavy pink and lavender groovy letters, with a cute syringe, a smiling face mask, sparkles, hearts and a heart bandage. It's a fun gift for RNs, LPNs, CNAs, ER and ICU nurses, nursing students and new grads. Good for Nurses Week, graduation, birthdays or any shift where nothing fazes you.

Description: JUST LISTED, October 2026: 4 bed, 2 bath, 3 ghosts (they convey). For sale, as-is, motivated seller. Haunted! Cold spots: free A/C. Screaming: included. Basement: do not. HOA: also dead. Mortgage rate: the scary part. Still out of my price range. Even the ghost has roommates. Open house Oct 31, bring a co-signer. A vintage real-estate yard-sign parody for anyone house-hunting in this market, and a great gift for your favorite realtor at Halloween.

Description: JUST LISTED, October 2026: 4 bed, 2 bath, 3 ghosts (they convey). For sale, as-is, motivated seller. Haunted! Cold spots: free A/C. Screaming: included. Basement: do not. HOA: also dead. Mortgage rate: the scary part. Still out of my price range. Even the ghost has roommates. Open house Oct 31, bring a co-signer. A vintage real-estate yard-sign parody for anyone house-hunting in this market, and a great gift for your favorite realtor at Halloween.

Description: NURSES' BREAK ROOM, open 24/7. Café 0300, tonight's specials: graham crackers & PB (from the patient pantry), coffee reheated 4 times (still cold), birthday cake (whose?) gone in 6 minutes, mystery pudding cup (don't ask), and admin pizza, served in lieu of a raise. Seating: none. Wait time: 12 hours. Lunch break served at 0300. Interrupted at 0301. No substitutions. No sitting down. A vintage diner-menu parody for every nurse who has eaten a full meal standing up in 90 seconds.

Description: NURSES' BREAK ROOM, open 24/7. Café 0300, tonight's specials: graham crackers & PB (from the patient pantry), coffee reheated 4 times (still cold), birthday cake (whose?) gone in 6 minutes, mystery pudding cup (don't ask), and admin pizza, served in lieu of a raise. Seating: none. Wait time: 12 hours. Lunch break served at 0300. Interrupted at 0301. No substitutions. No sitting down. A vintage diner-menu parody for every nurse who has eaten a full meal standing up in 90 seconds.

Description: SUNDAY CONVERSION CHART: Pastor Standard Time. Service ends: 12:00. Actually ends: 1:15. "Real quick" = 20 minutes. "Turn with me to..." = 4 books, 11 verses. "One more thing" = a whole new sermon. "Every head bowed" = 7 more verses. And "And in closing..." = 25 more minutes. Meanwhile, the Methodists got the buffet. A warm, wink-wink church shirt for every pew-sitter who has heard "in closing" three times in one sermon. Makes a great pastor appreciation gift (if your pastor can take a joke).

Description: SUNDAY CONVERSION CHART: Pastor Standard Time. Service ends: 12:00. Actually ends: 1:15. "Real quick" = 20 minutes. "Turn with me to..." = 4 books, 11 verses. "One more thing" = a whole new sermon. "Every head bowed" = 7 more verses. And "And in closing..." = 25 more minutes. Meanwhile, the Methodists got the buffet. A warm, wink-wink church shirt for every pew-sitter who has heard "in closing" three times in one sermon. Makes a great pastor appreciation gift (if your pastor can take a joke).

Description: CLASSIFIED, EYES ONLY. Official bunker inventory: beans, 4,000 cans. Water, 900 gallons. Generators, 3. Gold coins (from a 2 AM TV ad), 11. Radio stations it picks up, 1. Can opener, 0. Ready for the end of the world. Not ready for my wife to see the receipts. Status: totally normal. A vintage mock-military inventory sheet for the guy whose basement is better stocked than the grocery store.

Description: CLASSIFIED, EYES ONLY. Official bunker inventory: beans, 4,000 cans. Water, 900 gallons. Generators, 3. Gold coins (from a 2 AM TV ad), 11. Radio stations it picks up, 1. Can opener, 0. Ready for the end of the world. Not ready for my wife to see the receipts. Status: totally normal. A vintage mock-military inventory sheet for the guy whose basement is better stocked than the grocery store.

Description: OFFICIAL HOLIDAY ITINERARY: the Electric Holiday Road Trip. 8:00 AM: depart for Grandma's (4 hours away). 9:10 AM: Charger #1, out of order. 11:45 AM: Charger #2, six cars in line. 4:30 PM: charged to 80%, read a whole novel. Nov 26: missed the turkey. Nov 27: missed the pie, too. Left for Thanksgiving. Arrived for Christmas. But ask me how much I saved on gas. A vintage travel-itinerary parody for the family member who has explained his charging schedule at every holiday dinner since 2019.

Description: OFFICIAL HOLIDAY ITINERARY: the Electric Holiday Road Trip. 8:00 AM: depart for Grandma's (4 hours away). 9:10 AM: Charger #1, out of order. 11:45 AM: Charger #2, six cars in line. 4:30 PM: charged to 80%, read a whole novel. Nov 26: missed the turkey. Nov 27: missed the pie, too. Left for Thanksgiving. Arrived for Christmas. But ask me how much I saved on gas. A vintage travel-itinerary parody for the family member who has explained his charging schedule at every holiday dinner since 2019.

Description: OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS ORDERS. Rank: Grandpa (Ret.). Post: the recliner. 0430: up before reveille, nobody asked. 0500: coffee, black, like his sense of humor. 0700: assemble toys, because instructions are for civilians. 1200: carve the ham and inspect the troops' plates. 1400: tell the war story again, louder. 1600: "just resting my eyes." 1900: the thermostat stays at 68. That's an order. A vintage mock-military duty roster for the veteran grandpa who is never off duty. A great Christmas or Veterans Day gift for an Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine or Coast Guard grandpa.

Description: OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS ORDERS. Rank: Grandpa (Ret.). Post: the recliner. 0430: up before reveille, nobody asked. 0500: coffee, black, like his sense of humor. 0700: assemble toys, because instructions are for civilians. 1200: carve the ham and inspect the troops' plates. 1400: tell the war story again, louder. 1600: "just resting my eyes." 1900: the thermostat stays at 68. That's an order. A vintage mock-military duty roster for the veteran grandpa who is never off duty. A great Christmas or Veterans Day gift for an Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine or Coast Guard grandpa.

Description: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my charge nurse gave to me... twelve hours (meaning fourteen), relatives "researching," admits at shift change, lunches (theoretical), coffees all cold, charts uncharted, pumps a-beeping, bladders of steel, call lights calling, shifts voluntold, codes at 0300... and someone said "quiet." Plus one very tired mug in a Santa hat insisting it's still fine. A funny 12 Days of Christmas parody for RNs, LPNs, CNAs, techs and everyone working the holiday shift. Great for unit Christmas parties, Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and night-shift potlucks.

Description: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my charge nurse gave to me... twelve hours (meaning fourteen), relatives "researching," admits at shift change, lunches (theoretical), coffees all cold, charts uncharted, pumps a-beeping, bladders of steel, call lights calling, shifts voluntold, codes at 0300... and someone said "quiet." Plus one very tired mug in a Santa hat insisting it's still fine. A funny 12 Days of Christmas parody for RNs, LPNs, CNAs, techs and everyone working the holiday shift. Great for unit Christmas parties, Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and night-shift potlucks.

Description: Every one was on sale, honey. The official explanation for the garage, the tool chest, the shed and every hobby that needed one more. A funny husband shirt for anyone who has ever justified a purchase by how much they saved.

Description: Every one was on sale, honey. The official explanation for the garage, the tool chest, the shed and every hobby that needed one more. A funny husband shirt for anyone who has ever justified a purchase by how much they saved.

Description: Lifted truck. Step stool sold separately. Getting in takes a running start, a grab handle and a little help from a $19.99 step stool. A funny truck shirt for lifted truck owners and the spouses who have to climb into them.

Description: Lifted truck. Step stool sold separately. Getting in takes a running start, a grab handle and a little help from a $19.99 step stool. A funny truck shirt for lifted truck owners and the spouses who have to climb into them.

Description: Lifted truck, grounded budget. The suspension went up and the bank account came back down to earth. A funny truck shirt for anyone who spent the vacation fund on tires and would do it again.

Description: Lifted truck, grounded budget. The suspension went up and the bank account came back down to earth. A funny truck shirt for anyone who spent the vacation fund on tires and would do it again.

Description: I pay cash so my bank can't judge me. What happens at the tackle shop, the parts counter and the fireworks tent stays off the statement. A funny cash-only shirt with a money clip of hand-drawn bills.

Description: I pay cash so my bank can't judge me. What happens at the tackle shop, the parts counter and the fireworks tent stays off the statement. A funny cash-only shirt with a money clip of hand-drawn bills.

Description: I complain about taxes recreationally. Daily, weekly and at every BBQ. A funny tax form shirt for the guy who brings up tax brackets at Thanksgiving, files on April 14th and enjoys every minute of grumbling about it.

Description: FAMILY HOLIDAY ADVISORY SYSTEM: Thanksgiving Threat Level, Post-Election Edition. Low: pie talk. Guarded: weather small talk. Elevated: "So, are you seeing anyone?" High: Uncle found a new podcast. Severe: someone said "midterms." One helmeted turkey, one white flag, and a needle pegged past red. Wear it to the table and everyone knows where things stand.

Description: FAMILY HOLIDAY ADVISORY SYSTEM: Thanksgiving Threat Level, Post-Election Edition. Low: pie talk. Guarded: weather small talk. Elevated: "So, are you seeing anyone?" High: Uncle found a new podcast. Severe: someone said "midterms." One helmeted turkey, one white flag, and a needle pegged past red. Wear it to the table and everyone knows where things stand.

Description: MAXIMUM STRENGTH NURSE. 12-hour formula* (*actually lasts 14). Fast-acting, long-suffering, non-drowsy (lies). Nurse Facts: Coffee (4 cups) for staying upright, compassion for patient care, sarcasm for self-defense. Warnings: do not say the "Q" word, do not ask if they ate (they didn't). Directions: clock out at 7, leave at 9. Keep out of reach of management.

Description: MAXIMUM STRENGTH NURSE. 12-hour formula* (*actually lasts 14). Fast-acting, long-suffering, non-drowsy (lies). Nurse Facts: Coffee (4 cups) for staying upright, compassion for patient care, sarcasm for self-defense. Warnings: do not say the "Q" word, do not ask if they ate (they didn't). Directions: clock out at 7, leave at 9. Keep out of reach of management.

Description: Fellowship Hall, Sunday, right after the last amen. The tent card used to say DEVILED, but somebody crossed it out and wrote REDEEMED. Five smiling egg halves with halos, a discarded pair of devil horns, and the truth: No devil in 'em. Just paprika. A warm, witty church potluck shirt for the person whose deviled eggs are gone before the blessing is finished.

Description: Fellowship Hall, Sunday, right after the last amen. The tent card used to say DEVILED, but somebody crossed it out and wrote REDEEMED. Five smiling egg halves with halos, a discarded pair of devil horns, and the truth: No devil in 'em. Just paprika. A warm, witty church potluck shirt for the person whose deviled eggs are gone before the blessing is finished.