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be so f*ckin for eel Shorts
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Description: Be so fucking for eel! 🩷💙 These two funky little eels are here to remind you to embrace your weirdness and be unapologetically yourself. Featuring squiggly blue-and-white patterned eels, electric hot pink coral, and a delightfully unhinged ocean-inspired aesthetic, this colorful illustration is perfect for anyone who loves weird sea creatures, aquatic life, and a little bit of profanity with their marine biology. For the weirdos, ocean lovers, eel enthusiasts, and anyone who's just trying to be a little more *for eel* every day. 🌊 Original artwork by TurboErin © 2026.

Tags: animal, be fuckin for real, bffr, bsffr, cute

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May Trail Be Bussin Shorts

Description: Bless this trail. Whether you're following flour through the woods, chasing the pack, searching for the beer check, or just trying not to get lost, this design is a love letter to the wonderfully ridiculous world of Hash House Harriers. Featuring vintage-style praying hands holding Charm City and Hash prayer beads with a classic referee whistle, this artwork pairs old-school tattoo aesthetics with modern meme culture through the phrase: "May Trail Be Bussin FR FR." Perfect for: Hash House Harriers (H3) Trail runners Drinking clubs with a running problem Beer mile enthusiasts Kennel events Campouts Red Dress Runs On-On celebrations Anyone whose trails are absolutely bussin'

Tags: baltimore, bmore, charm city, hash, hasher
May Trail Be Bussin Shorts

Description: Bless this trail. Whether you're following flour through the woods, chasing the pack, searching for the beer check, or just trying not to get lost, this design is a love letter to the wonderfully ridiculous world of Hash House Harriers. Featuring vintage-style praying hands holding Charm City and Hash prayer beads with a classic referee whistle, this artwork pairs old-school tattoo aesthetics with modern meme culture through the phrase: "May Trail Be Bussin FR FR." Perfect for: Hash House Harriers (H3) Trail runners Drinking clubs with a running problem Beer mile enthusiasts Kennel events Campouts Red Dress Runs On-On celebrations Anyone whose trails are absolutely bussin'

Tags: baltimore maryland, bmore, charm city, hash, hasher
I’m so lucky everything works out for me Shorts

Description: I’m so lucky everything works out for me

Tags: anime, cat, cats, good luck, japan
Cry Now, Be OK Later — Cute Sad Dog Comfort Design Shorts
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Description: A gentle reminder that it’s okay to cry — healing takes time. This cute sad puppy design mixes cozy kawaii vibes with emotional reassurance, perfect for anyone navigating big feelings and choosing softness with themselves. Ideal for: • Mental health awareness & self-care folks • Cute dog lovers • Cozy / kawaii aesthetic fans • Emotional support energy gifts • Anyone who needs a little reminder that things can get better

Tags: anime, anxiety, anxious, cute dog, depression
Cry Now, Be OK Later — Cute Sad Dog Comfort Design Shorts
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Description: A gentle reminder that it’s okay to cry — healing takes time. This cute sad puppy design mixes cozy kawaii vibes with emotional reassurance, perfect for anyone navigating big feelings and choosing softness with themselves. Ideal for: • Mental health awareness & self-care folks • Cute dog lovers • Cozy / kawaii aesthetic fans • Emotional support energy gifts • Anyone who needs a little reminder that things can get better

Tags: anime, anxiety, anxious, cute but sad, cute dog
Let's Go Hashing Dude Shorts
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Description: Hashing is so cool let's do it to it, my dude

Tags: beer, flour, hash, hash house harriers, hasher
Housing is a Human Right Shorts

Description: Everyone deserves a home just for being a person! Duh!

Tags: black history month, black lives matter, civil rights, civil rights activist, homeless
Yinsling Connellsville Crik Water Lager – Rust Belt Amber Design Shorts
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Description: Raise a toast to coal country pride. This parody “Yinsling” label celebrates Connellsville, Pennsylvania, where the rails meet the river, the vowels get softer, and the lager tastes like hometown loyalty. Perfect for anyone with Western PA roots, a love of yinzer culture, or an appreciation for Rust Belt heritage. Wear it to tailgates, cookouts, and Sheetz runs. Jagoffs welcome, n’at.

Tags: beer, beer parody, black and yellow, coal, coal miner
F.R.O.G – Fully Resist Oppressive Governments Rebel Frog Shorts
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Description: This badass frog isn’t just ribbiting for fun. He’s here to fully resist oppressive governments with righteous hops and a heart-shaped “MOM” tattoo that proves even rebels love their mama. Perfect for activists, pun-lovers, and anyone who stands against tyranny in the cutest way possible. Throw on your bandana, lace up those tiny frog boots, and join the resistance. ✊🐸

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump
Spicy Nuggie Squad Shorts
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Description: These fiery lil chicken nuggets are on a mission: bring the heat, cause some chaos, and look adorable doing it. Perfect for anyone who takes their snacks with a side of attitude. 🌶️🔥

Tags: chili, chili pepper, cute food, flames, food
🐰💨 “Get in, bitch — we’re going hashing!" Shorts
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Description: 🐰💨 “Get in, bitch — we’re going hashing!” Three chaotic-cute bunnies peel out in a hot pink car ready to hit trail in style. Perfect for hashers, runners, and anyone who loves feral fun, friendship, and post-run beers.

Tags: beer, beer run, drunk runners, funny hare, hash
Ghost Girl Gang Shorts
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Description: 👻 “Ghost Girl Gang” — Three spooky cuties haunting the streets in their favorite sneakers! Perfect for anyone who loves Halloween vibes, retro horror, or a little ghostly girl power. Cute, bold, and ready to boo-gie.

Tags: boo, funny ghost, ghost friends, ghost girl gang, halloween
FemininOnOnOn Shorts
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Description: But what we really need is a Femininononon!

Tags: bisexual, chappell roan, feminist, hash, hasher
We've got virgins Shorts
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Description: We've got virgins at our hash! And they're the safest!

Tags: h3, hash, hash house harriers, hhh, on on
Safety Third Shorts
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Description: Oh my God! He do be lookin safe doe.

Tags: h3, hash, hash house harriers, hhh, on on
Curmudgeon Shorts
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Description: Are you super done with being in charge? Because I am. I choose to pay $5 and be grumpy instead.

Tags: curmudgeon, down down down, grumpy, grumpy old man, h3
On On Boots Shorts
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Description: Western style shiggy requires the right footwear

Tags: boots, country, country music, cowboy, cowboy boots
On On Boots Shorts
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Description: Western style shiggy requires the right footwear

Tags: boots, country, country music, cowboy, cowboy boots
Karaoke Queen Shorts
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Description: I love karaoke and I'm very good at it

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 90s, karaoke lover, karaoke singer
Maryland Pride Shorts
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Description: Maryland has so much pride! This version of the Maryland state flag uses the colors from the traditional pride flag as well as the trans pride flag.

Tags: baltimore, bisexual, bmore, charm city, gay
America Has No Kings Shorts
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Description: Sic Semper Tyrannis. Thus always to tyrants.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifa, democrat, donald trump
Treats on Trail Shorts
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Description: There should always be a beverage check even if the beverage is just water. Anything less is not worth it.

Tags: beer, cooler, drinking club with a running problem, h3, hash
Peace for Ukraine Shorts
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Description: Peace for Ukraine!

Tags: free ukraine, i stand with ukraine, save ukraine, stand with ukraine, support ukraine
Ridiculously Awful Popular Person Shorts
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Description: I'm awful because I don't like nazis or white supremacists in my circles. Oh well.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa, antifascist
One of those Hash Feminists Shorts
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Description: You know, one of those crazy ladies who cares about other people

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa, antifascist
CUNT SERVE ative Shorts
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Description: Broke: Conservative Woke: CUNT ✨️ SERVE 💅 ative!

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa
No Nazis At The Hash Shorts
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Description: Get out of here!

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti nazi, anti racism, anti trump
Metal Hashing Shorts
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Description: Is there anything more metal than hashing? Probably metal.

Tags: h3, hash, hash house harriers, hasher, hashers
Shiggyfest? Shorts
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Description: This economy sucks. You can't even sleep outside for a few days.

Tags: camp, h3, hash, hash camp, hash house harriers
Hash House Dummies Shorts
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Description: That's a lot of text. Too bad I'm not reading it.

Tags: h3, hash, hash house harriers, hhh, on on
NOMILATED (AFTER DARK) Shorts
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Description: Sometimes you nomilate others when you yourself are the prime nomilee

Tags: h3, hash house harriers, hashing, hhh, on on
Kawaii Mouse Breakfast Shorts
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Description: Cheese is the cutest breakfast lol

Tags: alt fashion, animal, anime, cute, fairy
EWH3 Brew Crew Shorts
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Description: A design for the brew crew for EWH3 in DC

Tags: h3, hash, hash house harriers, hhh, on on
Cigarette Possum Shorts
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Description: RIP Cigarette Possum. We hardly knew ye.

Tags: animal, cigarette, cute, garbage, lets eat trash
Brain Worms H3 Shorts
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Description: Do you have those chronic anxiety brain worms? They keep telling you that people secretly hate you and that you are screwing up all the time? Yeah, that sucks! What lying brain worms! This worm is here to tell you that you are loved and wanted and cool!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, depression, funny, humor

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