Punny Threads and Chuckle Tees

Description: Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.

Description: Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.

Description: Cat = Inkjet printer

Description: Cat = Inkjet printer

Description: I'm giving up smoking weed for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Smoking weed for a month.

Description: I'm giving up smoking weed for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Smoking weed for a month.

Description: I'm giving up drinking beer for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking beer for a month.

Description: I'm giving up drinking beer for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking beer for a month.

Description: Home is where the cat is.

Description: Home is where the cat is.

Description: Should I get a cat?

Description: Should I get a cat?

Description: I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

Description: I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

Description: I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

Description: I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

Description: Keep your hands clean (but your soul dirty). Use hand satanizer.

Description: Keep your hands clean (but your soul dirty). Use hand satanizer.

Description: Keep your hands clean (but your soul dirty). Use hand satanizer.

Description: Clean your hands, not your soul. Use hand satanizer.

Description: What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand, what they're offended by.

Description: What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand.

Description: What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand.

Description: What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand, what they're offended by.

Description: I'm thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes.

Description: I'm thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes.

Description: You don't need fun to have alcohol.

Description: Beer: The element of fun.

Description: You don't need fun to have alcohol.

Description: You don't need fun to have alcohol.

Description: Beer: The element of fun.

Description: If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

Description: If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

Description: If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

Description: If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

Description: I'm sorry for what i said when you were an ass!