Punny Threads and Chuckle Tees

Description: Need help with English? I'M WRITE HEAR.

Description: Need help with English? I'M WRITE HEAR.

Description: Dumb times + dark times: You are here

Description: Sorry if my outfit looks gay. It just came out of the closet.

Description: Sorry if my outfit looks gay. It just came out of the closet.

Description: Should I lick it?

Description: Should I lick it?

Description: Were...beagle

Description: Where chemistry ends, the real fun begins!

Description: Where chemistry ends, the real fun begins!

Description: Octopuss

Description: Octopuss

Description: I envy people who know when to shut up. I shut up and subtitles come out of my face.

Description: I mastered the art of silence. But my face runs captions.

Description: Facts change and so should your opinion.

Description: Facts change and so should your opinion.

Description: I'm not bad luck, your life sucks anyway

Description: Your voice matters

Description: Need help with English? I'M WRITE HEAR.

Description: The Illiterati

Description: Duration of the days of the week explained with the golden ratio.

Description: Love is in the air. But I prefer oxygen.

Description: Friends and family tech support: no refunds, no patience.

Description: Houston Help Desk: We have the solution!

Description: Technically, alcohol is a solution.

Description: Fueled by coffee and mitochondria

Description: I'm sexy and I know it.

Description: I get most of exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Description: Cellfie

Description: I'm not being dramatic. I'm just ovary acting!

Description: I'm not being dramatic. I'm just ovary acting!

Description: Making friends after 30 years old in two easy steps.

Description: Stare at the blue dot and the cat will change color based on your mood.

Description: Come on inner peace. I don't have all day.

Description: 6x9+6+9? It's 69 going all the way!

Description: 6x9+6+9? It's like 69 but it lasts longer.