twistedtee

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

I'm sorry for what i said when you were an ass!

I'm sorry for what i said when you were an ass!

My social life over the last few years.

My social life over the last few years.

My social life over the last few years.

My social life over the last few years.

My social life over the last few years.

My social life over the last few years.

Look, a meteor. Shit, we're out of toilet paper.

Look, a meteor. Quick, let's go buy toilet paper.

I've now lived through 6 decades: the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, march 2020!

I've now lived through 4 decades: the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, march 2020!

I've now lived through 4 decades: the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, march 2020!

I've now lived through 6 decades: the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, march 2020!

I've now lived through 5 decades: the 80s, the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, march 2020!

I've now lived through 5 decades: the 80s, the 90s, the 00s, the 10s, march 2020!

They say you cant fix stupid turns out you cant quarantine it either.

They say you cant fix stupid turns out you cant quarantine it either.

If you work hard enough, people will think the aliens did it.

If you work hard enough, people will think the aliens did it.

Have we tried unplugging 2020 and then plugging it back in?

Have we tried unplugging 2020 and then plugging it back in?

I'm a Gold Digger

I'm a Gold Digger

I'm a Gold Digger

Go sports, win the points, team.

I just hope both teams have fun.

Go sports, win the points, team.

I just hope both teams have fun.

If you're happy and you know it wash your...oh!

If you're happy and you know it wash your...oh!

If you're happy and you know it wash your...oh!

If you're happy and you know it wash your...oh!