UncleWalrus

Did you go to Graceland too? And try to see the toilet? Big mistake, big surprise, very disappointing.

What the better gift to give your plumber father on any holiday day or special extravagance. Love your plumbers -- love your fathers more.

oh my god, he admit it! paul... paul... you have no. good. car. ideas!!

You have no good car ideas! Instead of flinching and having to marry your mother-in-law, just buy some merch with this cool dude on it. *dabs*

A portrait of beloved food writer Jonathan Gold!

When you settle into your seat on your flight to London and a baby starts crying... just wear this shirt and put on your headphones! A nice little quote from "I Think You Should Leave" should put you at ease.

John F. Kennedy was an iconic American figure. But do you know what would have made him even more iconic? Some flowing locks and a sick beard! Now you can live in an alternate reality where JFK was a hipster. Hell yeah.