UncleWalrus

Description: What the better gift to give your plumber father on any holiday day or special extravagance. Love your plumbers -- love your fathers more.

Description: oh my god, he admit it! paul... paul... you have no. good. car. ideas!!

Description: You have no good car ideas! Instead of flinching and having to marry your mother-in-law, just buy some merch with this cool dude on it. *dabs*

Description: A portrait of beloved food writer Jonathan Gold!

Description: When you settle into your seat on your flight to London and a baby starts crying... just wear this shirt and put on your headphones! A nice little quote from "I Think You Should Leave" should put you at ease.

Description: John F. Kennedy was an iconic American figure. But do you know what would have made him even more iconic? Some flowing locks and a sick beard! Now you can live in an alternate reality where JFK was a hipster. Hell yeah.