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Part of my Victoriana Series of pop culture icons

Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.

Aliens + Full Metal Jacket = Perfection

While I think it's pretty obvious, some people have said they need to be in a state of serenity to see it, like how you feel after you've spent the evening chasing a firefly in your garden.

Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Don't Blink

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.

Black text version of my Aliens Death Order design. Also available in a White text version Experimental Jetset’s iconic style turned into an Aliens tee, with just the names of the Colonial Marines in the order they die, with Hicks last obviously because he dies between films. I've checked and double checked, and this is definitely the order they die. Celebrate their horrible horrible deaths at the hands/paws/claws of the doubled-mouthed Alien death machines with this unique tshirt.

You want big damn heroes? How about the BIGGEST damn hero! Just you try saying something about his hat and see what happens...

A detailed handdrawn custom pinstripe version of your favourite ship.

Little known fact: Kermit the Frog harboured a life long dream of portraying revolutionary Che Guevara on film and even did a screentest for Oliver Stone, but Kermit's manager Colonel Tom Parker talked him out of it and he made "Viva Frog Vegas" instead.

The Godfather was a masterpiece of crime, violence and tasty Italian desserts. "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" is just one of many quotable moments. This tshirt is guaranteed to get you stares and free cake* *not a guarantee. Tshirt may get you whacked by the mob.

"Open your mind or someone may open it for you." Walter Bishop - Fringe Walter Bishop was one of the great TV characters. Infinitely quotable, mesmerizing and nuanced. The show may be gone, but Walter lives on.

Inspired by my sons love of origami and my love of the classic Back to the Future Delorean, I brought both together for this seriously unique - and silly- design that is a perfect gift for yourself or the BTTF fan you know that likes things a little less in your face. Inspired by my sons love of origami and my love of the classic Back to the Future Delorean, I brought... hang on, haven't I already typed this 5 minutes ago?

I created this tshirt specially for myself. I grew up watching The Goodies in the evenings when I was young, and still smile thinking about the classic episodes now. Ecky Thump! Perfect if you're a fan of laughing at stupid stuff, giant cats, pudding, beans, string and classic tv comedies.

Do you have a taco problem? Just can't get enough delicious taco? Crave taco whenever and wherever you are? Taco taco? Taco, taco taco taco, taco! Taco? TACO! taaaaaaaaaaco! The only thing that would make this tshirt better would be if you could eat it. Trust me, I'm working on it.

"Don't drive angry!" If you're a fan of the wonderful movie Groundhog Day, then you'll know what this tee is all about.

Inspired by 2 part Doctor Who episodes "The Impossible Astronaut" and "Day of the Moon" which were darker than normal and filled with great moments.

Vintage Invader illustration for retro gamers

This tee is a subtle nod to both Firefly and David Bowie - the original Starman. "I'd Rather be High" is a track off his latest album, and inspired the design which I wanted to be a little less 'in your face' than my previous Firefly designs. Thanks! www.fb.com/vincent.carrozza

Just let me finish my burrito first, though.

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CONTACT is one of my top 10 films - probably TOP 5 really! I don't even know anymore how many times I've watched CONTACT starring Jodie Foster as Ellie Arroway, but every time is just sheer joy. The scope and depth of the story captures the balance and contrast between science and religion, and how we increasingly view the world through media.