Description: Saint Elon can take you from 200 sins to absolved in under 3 seconds while being environmentally friendly. I don't recommend the auto-pray function though. That still has a few bugs to work out. Saint Elon is the latest installment in my Modern Saints Series. Hand painted entirely in Photoshop from scratch, no photographs, textures or other images were used, except for the background which is taken from one of my original acrylic paintings.
Description: How could somebody MISFILE a Saint? What could be easier? It’s all alphabetical. You just PUT the Saint IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL SAINT ORDER! You know – A, B, C, D, E, F, G!… H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!… Q, R, S, T, U, V!… W, X, Y, Z! Huh? That’s ALL you have to DO! Now put the bunny back in the box and let's spend a couple of hours eating peaches. - Saint Nicolas of Cage. Saint Nicolas is the latest installment in my Modern Saints Series. Hand painted entirely in Photoshop from scratch, no photographs, textures or other images were used, except for the background which is taken from one of my original acrylic paintings.
Description: White text version of my Aliens Death Order design. Also available in a Black text version Experimental Jetset’s iconic style turned into an Aliens tee, with just the names of the Colonial Marines in the order they die, with Hicks last obviously because he dies between films. I've checked and double checked, and this is definitely the order they die. Celebrate their horrible horrible deaths at the hands/paws/claws of the doubled-mouthed Alien death machines with this unique tshirt.
Description: A ROCKETMAN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!? Sure, why the Hell not! Standout this Christmas in the endless sea of sameness with the ugly Christmas sweater design that tops them all. Say NO to tacky boring nonpolitical Ugly Sweater designs worn by ill-informed family, friends and loved ones, with this super-tacky bigly-unboring political sh*tstorm ugly sweater that will get everyone talking, and probably drunken fists flying across the dinner table. That's what Christmas is about! That's what made us the most violent species on Earth! That's why the killer shark uprising doesn't stand a damn chance! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Description: Contains the following people and their birth/death: ( B ) Bohr, Niels ( E ) Einstein, Albert ( C ) Copernicus, Nicolaus ( A ) Ampere, Andre ( U ) Ulam, Stanislaw ( S ) Sagan, Carl ( E ) Elion, Gertrude B. ( S ) Schrodinger, Erwin ( C ) Curie, Marie ( I ) Ingalls, Albert Graham ( E ) Euler, Leonhard ( N ) Newton, Isaac ( C ) Chandrasekhar, Subrahmanyan ( E ) Euclid
Description: In U.N. speech, Trump threatened to 'totally destroy North Korea' and called Kim Jong Un 'Rocket Man' That's right, Rocketman. Of course, Kim Jong Un now thinks he's somekind of supervillian. Granted, he has the hair for it. But seriously, is that how a President talks to other world leaders nowadays, or in general? This world , man...
