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Lets Eat the Rich! Card
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Description: Dinner is served. Eat The Rich

Tags: 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, donald trump

Lets Eat the Rich! Card

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Live, Laugh, Light the Rich on Fire Card
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Description: Burn it all down

Tags: 8647, anti capitalist, anti fascist, antifa, class war

Live, Laugh, Light the Rich on Fire Card

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Gallifrey Athletics Card
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Description: Wibbly Wobbly Leg Day

Tags: athletic, athletic dept, exercise, gym wear, property of

Gallifrey Athletics Card

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Starfleet Academy Athletics Card
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Description: Starfleet Academy Athletics

Tags: athletic, athletic dept, exercise, gym wear, kirk

Starfleet Academy Athletics Card

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Live Long and Prosper Card
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Description: Live Long and Prosper

Tags: 2 tone, live long and prosper, monochromatic, retro vintage aesthetic, sci fi

Live Long and Prosper Card

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The Sea Was Angry Card
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Description: What is that, a Titleist?

Tags: 90s, comedy, festivus, funny, george costanza

The Sea Was Angry Card

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Sic semper tyrannis 8647 Card
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Description: Thus always to tyrants Disclaimer for Morons: "86" (eighty-six) is an American slang term meaning to get rid of, discard, cancel, or refuse service to someone. Originating in the 1930s, likely from restaurant or soda-fountain jargon, it is commonly used to indicate an item is out of stock or to eject an unruly customer

Tags: american flag, anti trump, antifa, democrat, fdt

Sic semper tyrannis 8647 Card

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8647 Card
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Description: FDT Disclaimer for Morons: "86" (eighty-six) is an American slang term meaning to get rid of, discard, cancel, or refuse service to someone. Originating in the 1930s, likely from restaurant or soda-fountain jargon, it is commonly used to indicate an item is out of stock or to eject an unruly customer

Tags: 1776 2026, 250 years america, 4th of july, 8647 anti trump 2025, america 250th anniversary

8647 Card

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I'm All-In Card
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Description: We've all been there

Tags: all in, card game, cards, casino, funny

I'm All-In Card

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Suit Up Card
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Description: It suits me

Tags: card suits, cards, casino, funny, gambling

Suit Up Card

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Luck Involved Card
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Description: If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time. ~ Phil Hellmuth

Tags: casino, funny, gambling, gaming, hobbies

Luck Involved Card

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Poker Playing Dogs Card
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Description: Classic switcheroo

Tags: cards, dog lover, dogs, dogs playing poker, funny

Poker Playing Dogs Card

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Read 'em & Weep 7-2 Card
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Description: A Real Power Hand

Tags: cards, casino, funny, gambler, gambling

Read 'em & Weep 7-2 Card

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RE/AD Card
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Description: Reading is Metal

Tags: ac dc, acdc, band, book, book lover

RE/AD Card

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Prevent Fascism Card
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Description: Only YOU can prevent fascism

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, camping

Prevent Fascism Card

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Lost Card
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Description: Wander

Tags: caution, cute, danger, funny quote, funny sayings

Lost Card

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Big D Energy Card
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Description: The Fat One

Tags: enterprise, enterprise d, funny, funny quote, geek

Big D Energy Card

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I Heart Science Card
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Description: I Heart Science

Tags: biology, chemistry, doctor, funny, funny science

I Heart Science Card

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FDT Card
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Description: F Donald Tr*mp

Tags: anti trump, democrat, dump trump, liberal, political

FDT Card

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"Gardening" Card
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Description: Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) Molecule for your "gardening" pleasure

Tags: 420, chemistry, flower, gardener, geek

"Gardening" Card

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Balanced Card
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Description: Serotonin Molecule for balance

Tags: chemistry, feelings, funny, geek, geeky

Balanced Card

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Sleepy Card
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Description: Melatonin Molecule for a good night's sleep

Tags: bedtime, chemistry, funny, geek, geeky

Sleepy Card

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Buzzed Card
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Description: Ethanol Molecule for a good buzz

Tags: alcohol, chemistry, drinking, drunk, ethanol

Buzzed Card

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Dope(amine) Card
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Description: Dopamine Molecule for those who like to feel good

Tags: chemistry, dopamine, feel good, funny, geek

Dope(amine) Card

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Spicy Card
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Description: Capsaicin Molecule for those who like it hot

Tags: education, food, geek, geeky, hot

Spicy Card

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Caffinated Card
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Description: Caffeine molecule

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, education, espresso, funny

Caffinated Card

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The Hoth Base Card
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Description: Brrrrr

Tags: funny, hoth, humor, jedi, movie art

The Hoth Base Card

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Become Ungovernable Card
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Description: Fight the Power

Tags: become ungovernable, cute, freedom, goose, government

Become Ungovernable Card

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Slash Sarcasm Card
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Description: Coded Sarcastically

Tags: coding, computer, funny, funny quote, funny slogan

Slash Sarcasm Card

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Struggle Bus Card
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Description: All Aboard The Struggle Bus

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awareness, bus, bus driver

Struggle Bus Card

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Woke Triangle Card
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Description: Stay Woke

Tags: anti trump, band, dark of the moon, democrat, funny

Woke Triangle Card

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Alamo Beer Card
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Description: Is there anything beer can't do?

Tags: alamo, alamo beer, beer, bobby hill, cartoons

Alamo Beer Card

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Blow Me Card
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Description: Blow Me

Tags: blow me, cute, cynical, funny gift, funny sayings

Blow Me Card

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Overthinking is my superpower Card
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Description: Overthinking is my superpower

Tags: anxiety, anxious, comics, dark humor, depression

Overthinking is my superpower Card

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Coffee Break Card
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Description: I am the one who brews

Tags: breaking bad logo, caffeine, coffee is always a good idea, funny, heisenberg

Coffee Break Card

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Tricentennial Card
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Description: Celebrate the Tricentennial with Vault-Tec. Here's to many more years! What could go wrong?

Tags: 4th of july, funny, gamer, gaming, geeek

Tricentennial Card

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