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The Hoth Base Shorts
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Description: Brrrrr

Tags: funny, hoth, humor, jedi, movie art

The Hoth Base Shorts

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Become Ungovernable Shorts
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Description: Fight the Power

Tags: become ungovernable, cute, freedom, goose, government

Become Ungovernable Shorts

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Slash Sarcasm Shorts
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Description: Coded Sarcastically

Tags: coding, computer, funny, funny quote, funny slogan

Slash Sarcasm Shorts

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Struggle Bus Shorts
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Description: All Aboard The Struggle Bus

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awareness, bus, bus driver

Struggle Bus Shorts

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Alamo Beer Shorts

Description: Is there anything beer can't do?

Tags: alamo, alamo beer, beer, bobby hill, cartoons

Alamo Beer Shorts

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Blow Me Shorts
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Description: Blow Me

Tags: blow me, cute, cynical, funny gift, funny sayings

Blow Me Shorts

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Overthinking is my superpower Shorts
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Description: Overthinking is my superpower

Tags: anxiety, anxious, comics, dark humor, depression
Coffee Break Shorts
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Description: I am the one who brews

Tags: breaking bad logo, caffeine, coffee is always a good idea, funny, heisenberg

Coffee Break Shorts

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Tricentennial Shorts
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Description: Celebrate the Tricentennial with Vault-Tec. Here's to many more years! What could go wrong?

Tags: 4th of july, funny, gamer, gaming, geeek

Tricentennial Shorts

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Spirit of 76 Shorts
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Description: celebrate the spirit of 76 with Vaul-tec!

Tags: funny, gamer, games, gaming, geek

Spirit of 76 Shorts

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Gay the Pray Away Shorts
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Description: Gay the pray away

Tags: bisexual, funny pride, funny quote, gay rights, humor

Gay the Pray Away Shorts

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Big Head Joe's Shorts
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Description: You had me at "Meat Tornado"

Tags: food, funny, funny gift, grill, grilling

Big Head Joe's Shorts

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Cybucks Coffee Shorts

Description: Premium Caprican Brew

Tags: battlestar galactica, caffeine, coffee, cylon, geeky humor

Cybucks Coffee Shorts

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Golfo de México Shorts
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Description: Stay away from the oily sand

Tags: beach, democratic party, donald trump, election, fuck trump

Golfo de México Shorts

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Leg Day Shorts

Description: Never forget it!

Tags: bodybuilding, eating, food, fried chicken, funny

Leg Day Shorts

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Planet Express Retro Shorts
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Description: It absolutely positively won't be there on time

Tags: animated series, bender, fed ex, fedex, fry

Planet Express Retro Shorts

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Dumpster Diving Shorts
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Description: It will probably still catch on fire

Tags: cyber truck, democrat, elon musk, fuck trump, funny

Dumpster Diving Shorts

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The Power is On Shorts
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Description: GO GO

Tags: geeky, jdf, kids fashion, mighty morphin power rangers, mmpr

The Power is On Shorts

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CAKE Shorts

Description: It's Just a bunch of adults playing pattycake

Tags: animated tv show, bob belcher, bobs burgers, funny, funny gift

CAKE Shorts

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Bacta Pharma Shorts
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Description: For all your aches pains and severed limbs

Tags: bacta, darth vader, funny, healing, hospital

Bacta Pharma Shorts

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Order 66 Shorts
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Description: Execute Order 66

Tags: clone wars, darth vader, jedi, luke skywalker, order 66

Order 66 Shorts

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