We Got Dick

Description: everything is so mildly inconveniencing right now! ugh!

Description: What's better than the best band ever? A terrible pun of the best band ever! And look how cute! Half the proceeds go to http://www.heartandstroke.com/

Description: We know you all want Kings of Con as much as we do, so let's help our boys out! Profits from sales go to https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kings-of-con to help fund their perfect project!

Description: Everyone knows how much Rob loves Perth, thanks to Richard always reminding him. Now you can too! Half profits go to http://www.heartandstroke.com/

Description: Lyrics from Louden Swain's song "Only Lyin" off of the album "Overachiever" Half of the proceeds go to www.heartandstroke.com!

Description: Lyrics from the Louden Swain song "Only Lyin" off of the album "Overachiever" Half of the proceeds go to www.heartandstroke.com!

Description: Image and lyrics from the Louden Swain song 'Pop Tart Heart' from the album 'A Brand New Hurt'. Half of the proceeds go to www.heartandstroke.com!

Description: OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH HOW CUTE ARE THEY

Description: always remember that you matter!

Description: Rob is the most adorable. or should i say, adoRoble

Description: are you aDickted? I know I am!

Description: Dick made him do it. Dick ALWAYS makes him do it!

Description: DICKCHAT!

Description: three times the booty!

Description: 30 years ago today (may 22, 2017) we were first shown a very young, very short shorted Richard Speight jr! celebrate with our new design!

Description: ROBCHAT!!

Description: He'll make you an offer you won't be able to refuse

Description: gotta CONjure up magic with R2M!!

Description: Design by guest artist Lindsey ( @narrettwist )

Description: Chuck loves his little world

Description: Aliens! they made him slow dance.

Description: So handsome. So fancy

Description: Now that's dapper!

Description: Such a dandy gentleman

Description: R2M in your pocket! So cute!

Description: The full set in your pocket! Yay!

Description: Pocket Swaaaiiinnn!

Description: Itty bitty pocket Rob!

Description: It's Matt! In your pocket!

Description: gotta have little Dick in your pocket!

Description: The Youngfather

Description: The Prophet of Prophets

Description: Two great musical symbols in one!

Description: "From the beginning, he knew how this was going to end." Show your love for the Archangel Michael (in young John's body) with this fantastic shirt!

Description: "Gabriel...They call me Gabriel." Show your love for the Trickster-Archangel with this awesome shirt!