We Got Dick

everything is so mildly inconveniencing right now! ugh!

What's better than the best band ever? A terrible pun of the best band ever! And look how cute! Half the proceeds go to http://www.heartandstroke.com/

We know you all want Kings of Con as much as we do, so let's help our boys out! Profits from sales go to https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kings-of-con to help fund their perfect project!

Everyone knows how much Rob loves Perth, thanks to Richard always reminding him. Now you can too! Half profits go to http://www.heartandstroke.com/

Lyrics from Louden Swain's song "Only Lyin" off of the album "Overachiever" Half of the proceeds go to www.heartandstroke.com!

Lyrics from the Louden Swain song "Only Lyin" off of the album "Overachiever" Half of the proceeds go to www.heartandstroke.com!

Image and lyrics from the Louden Swain song 'Pop Tart Heart' from the album 'A Brand New Hurt'. Half of the proceeds go to www.heartandstroke.com!

OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH HOW CUTE ARE THEY

always remember that you matter!

Rob is the most adorable. or should i say, adoRoble

are you aDickted? I know I am!

Dick made him do it. Dick ALWAYS makes him do it!

DICKCHAT!

three times the booty!

30 years ago today (may 22, 2017) we were first shown a very young, very short shorted Richard Speight jr! celebrate with our new design!

ROBCHAT!!

He'll make you an offer you won't be able to refuse

gotta CONjure up magic with R2M!!

Design by guest artist Lindsey ( @narrettwist )

Chuck loves his little world

Aliens! they made him slow dance.

So handsome. So fancy

Now that's dapper!

Such a dandy gentleman

R2M in your pocket! So cute!

The full set in your pocket! Yay!

Pocket Swaaaiiinnn!

Itty bitty pocket Rob!

It's Matt! In your pocket!

gotta have little Dick in your pocket!

The Youngfather

The Prophet of Prophets

Two great musical symbols in one!

"From the beginning, he knew how this was going to end." Show your love for the Archangel Michael (in young John's body) with this fantastic shirt!

"Gabriel...They call me Gabriel." Show your love for the Trickster-Archangel with this awesome shirt!