Known as perhaps the saddest and most pathetic creature on the planet, the Squonk resides in the Hemlock forests of NEPA, otherwise known as the Poconos which is where I originate from. This poor mythical piggy is described as having skin that doesn't fit well, covered in warts and boils and because of its hideous appearance it hides all the time and cries like I do when my favorite pizza place is closed.
Did you ever feel like those in power seem to be from another world? Surprise! Welcome to the world of conspiracy where you are one of the few who know for a FACT that the reason it seems politicians are aliens is because they are!