Known as perhaps the saddest and most pathetic creature on the planet, the Squonk resides in the Hemlock forests of NEPA, otherwise known as the Poconos which is where I originate from. This poor mythical piggy is described as having skin that doesn't fit well, covered in warts and boils and because of its hideous appearance it hides all the time and cries like I do when my favorite pizza place is closed.
Lucifuge Rofocale, the demon in charge of Hell's government and treasury, is the first demon summoned in the Grand Grimoire. Basically, anyone who's ever sought to become a sorcerer turns this rich guy into their money gnome. You must summon him through a complex ritual that involves either the killing of a black hen or a goat, neither of which I approve of, and then basically tell him no a lot when he asks for your soul in return for giving you what you want be that money, fame, power, or free netflix... maybe a friend or two.
Did you ever feel like those in power seem to be from another world? Surprise! Welcome to the world of conspiracy where you are one of the few who know for a FACT that the reason it seems politicians are aliens is because they are!
