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Shadow Person - person of interest Bag
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Description: The cover of Shadow Person's new album, "person of interest"

Tags: asheville, moons, music, musician, shadow

Shadow Person - person of interest Bag

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Vinyls is not a word. (dark background) Bag
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Description: Record collectors everywhere know this. So should everyone who sees you rocking this statement.

Tags: record, record collector, records, vinyl collector, vinyl community

Vinyls is not a word. (dark background) Bag

$19 $24

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Vinyls is not a word (light background) Bag
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Description: Record collectors everywhere know this. So should everyone who sees you rocking this statement.

Tags: record, record collector, records, vinyl collector, vinyl community

Vinyls is not a word (light background) Bag

$19 $24

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No Fly List Member Bag
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Description: A great way to test out the TSA's sense of humor! How else do you expect to make that trip to Laguardia entertaining?

Tags: airline, aviation, dark humor, flight, flight attendant

No Fly List Member Bag

$19 $24

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Vinyls is not a word Bag
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Description: All you record collectors know what this is - especially if you've spent any time on /r/vinyl

Tags: music, record collector, records, vinyl lover, vinyl lovers

Vinyls is not a word Bag

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Ska City Bag
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Description: Ska City, Asheville's 9-piece British-American ska orchestra!

Tags: asheville, music, reggae, rocksteady, ska

Ska City Bag

$19 $24

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The Wisdom of Socrates Bag
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Description: The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. A humbling quote if there ever was one.

Tags: motivation, wisdom, philosopher, quotes, greek

The Wisdom of Socrates Bag

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Don't Tread On Me Bag
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Description: Keep your laws off my body -- don't tread on this uterus. A play on the

Tags: rights feminism, pro choice gift, women, feminist, womens rights

Don't Tread On Me Bag

$19 $24

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This too shall pass Bag
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Description: As will absolutely everything else.

Tags: life is short, existence, existential, existentialism, thoughts

This too shall pass Bag

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Fancy Lad Bag
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Description: I know what you are...you're one of those Fancy Lads.

Tags: cabin boy, diva, fancy, fancy lads

Fancy Lad Bag

$19 $24

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Jesus would be proud Bag
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Description: It is all about the Golden Rule.

Tags: trump 2020, trump is a racist, atheists, atheist humor, fuck trump

Jesus would be proud Bag

$19 $24

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I love no-deploy Fridays Bag
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Description: DevOps much? Then you know what the fuck this is all about.

Tags: no change friday, no deploy fridays, no deploy friday, fridays, devops the true definition

I love no-deploy Fridays Bag

$19 $24

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It looks bigger in the bath. Bag
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Description: Yeah, yeah, sure it does, dude. That's a good one!

Tags: self confidence, penis joke, penis, humor, humorous

It looks bigger in the bath. Bag

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Make Racism Wrong Again Bag
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Description: It's really hard to believe all of this has become normal, isn't it? THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

Tags: maga, potus, nevertrump, antitrump, activism

Make Racism Wrong Again Bag

$19 $24

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The Cheese Stands Alone Bag
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Description: That's the goal, right? Winning a game of Farmer In The Dell so you can be alone?

Tags: attitude, cheese, coolest, funny, funny saying

The Cheese Stands Alone Bag

$19 $24

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Resist Bag
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Description: The original act of defiance.

Tags: not my president, democrat, trump, politics, engineers

Resist Bag

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Parse this. Bag
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Description: Developers know the feeling.

Tags: programming, programmer, geeky, developers, coder

Parse this. Bag

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Stop clicking! Bag
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Description: If you support users, you know they really shouldn't be clicking on anything. Phishing, spam, malware, ransomware, you name it.

Tags: tech support, computer, information technology, computers, work

Stop clicking! Bag

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Don't f#@k with the IT people Bag
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Description: If you know what is good for you, you know they ultimately control your life. Bring coffee instead.

Tags: computer, technology, tech, tech support agent, work

Don't f#@k with the IT people Bag

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I love computers! Bag
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Description: How could you possibly express your love of technology better than a clip-art computer image with Comic Sans?

Tags: retro gamer, technology, computers, computer, vintage

I love computers! Bag

$19 $24

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Emacs: I can't quit you Bag
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Description: We've all been there: how the f*ck do I quit emacs???

Tags: geek, linux tux penguin, linux, gnu, emacs support your editor

Emacs: I can't quit you Bag

$19 $24

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I sniffed your packets Bag
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Description: Not nearly as dirty as it sounds. Or is it?

Tags: hackers, hacker culture, networking, ethical hacking, packet capture

I sniffed your packets Bag

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Ethical Hacker Type Bag
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Description: Let the person next to you know you can take over their laptop, but also let them know you wouldn't do it unless they asked you to.

Tags: hackers, hacking, ethical hacking attack team, mr robot

Ethical Hacker Type Bag

$19 $24

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Encryption is not a crime Bag
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Description: And it never, ever should be.

Tags: encryption, hacktivism, hacking, mr robot, security

Encryption is not a crime Bag

$19 $24

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