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Description: The cover of Shadow Person's new album, "person of interest"

Description: Record collectors everywhere know this. So should everyone who sees you rocking this statement.

Description: Record collectors everywhere know this. So should everyone who sees you rocking this statement.

Description: A great way to test out the TSA's sense of humor! How else do you expect to make that trip to Laguardia entertaining?

Description: All you record collectors know what this is - especially if you've spent any time on /r/vinyl

Description: Ska City, Asheville's 9-piece British-American ska orchestra!

Description: Send people into a tizzy. A state of confusion. A conundrum. An infinite loop.

Description: The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. A humbling quote if there ever was one.

Description: Keep your laws off my body -- don't tread on this uterus. A play on the

Description: It is all about the Golden Rule.

Description: Gently remind people of the miraculous thing that is called Gratitude. In a world where a small token of appreciation can go a long way, it's an important message to spread.

Description: DevOps much? Then you know what the fuck this is all about.

Description: Yeah, yeah, sure it does, dude. That's a good one!

Description: It's really hard to believe all of this has become normal, isn't it? THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

Description: That's the goal, right? Winning a game of Farmer In The Dell so you can be alone?

Description: The original act of defiance.

Description: Developers know the feeling.

Description: If you support users, you know they really shouldn't be clicking on anything. Phishing, spam, malware, ransomware, you name it.

Description: If you know what is good for you, you know they ultimately control your life. Bring coffee instead.

Description: How could you possibly express your love of technology better than a clip-art computer image with Comic Sans?

Description: We've all been there: how the f*ck do I quit emacs???

Description: Let management know what the IT staff thinks of their buzzwords and the resulting challenges of their overuse.

Description: Not nearly as dirty as it sounds. Or is it?

Description: Hey hackers, we all know that encrypting the World would make everyone safer. Take this opportunity to inform them.

Description: Let the person next to you know you can take over their laptop, but also let them know you wouldn't do it unless they asked you to.

Description: And it never, ever should be.