WittyChest

Description: Couldn't have said it better.

Description: I swear, I'd rather shovel a ditch than sit through one more meeting today. Perfect design for your corporate slave friends and family.

Description: My first design with anything else other than English text. I think it fits pretty well in my witty collection. I can't guarantee the kanji are right, but that's part of the fun.

Description: Resting [something] face? Nah, I'm just a resting face, because I rest a lot. Funny design for everyone, I guess.

Description: I don't know a lot of stuff, but I'm willing to learn.

Description: If you know, you know.

Description: Yeah, yeah, no, I can do it.

Description: At every corner, there's an occasion.

Description: I love to read until I pass out.

Description: I'm single and I like it, you know? Single Squad. Solo Uno.

Description: And that's a very bad thing for those around.

Description: Nightmare is such a big word. I prefer to call it daily commute.

Description: Not the worst problem in the world though.

Description: Ok then, keep your secrets.

Description: But I know bitter dreams are made of you.

Description: And I only came for the food anyway.

Description: Also known as the chill lane.

Description: And I promise I won't come back.

Description: The first step is to realize that you are cringe.

Description: Always see the glass half full.

Description: Perhaps perhaps.

Description: Nope, no, never.

Description: I hate talking on the cellphone.

Description: Unfortunately, many things are much, but not honest.

Description: If anything, I'm unlimited edition.

Description: Seek help if you can't get out of your head.

Description: Crank up that sarcasm engine.

Description: And it is a beautiful face.

Description: Don't be salty.

Description: That's a good one.

Description: Future versions neither.

Description: That's kind of edgy, not gonna lie.

Description: Did anyone tell you you are sugary?

Description: And it might break any moment.

Description: I think there's no perfect society.

Description: That's harsh.