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Witty remarks, cringe phrases, pop culture, idioms and random ideas. For regular people who are just living life as it is. We are all a bit crazy inside, so why not enjoy our little ride?

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I'm a person of sheer f*cking desperation for money. Tank Top
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Description: Couldn't have said it better.

Tags: business, entrepreneur, funny, funny quote, hustle
This Meeting Could've Been a Thought Tank Top

Description: I swear, I'd rather shovel a ditch than sit through one more meeting today. Perfect design for your corporate slave friends and family.

Tags: bussiness, corporate life, meeting, office humor, work humor
Random Chinese characters Tank Top

Description: My first design with anything else other than English text. I think it fits pretty well in my witty collection. I can't guarantee the kanji are right, but that's part of the fun.

Tags: anime, asia, asian, china, chinese

Random Chinese characters Tank Top

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They call me resting face. Tank Top

Description: Resting [something] face? Nah, I'm just a resting face, because I rest a lot. Funny design for everyone, I guess.

Tags: face, funny, happy, humor, rbf

They call me resting face. Tank Top

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I Just Don't Know Tank Top
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Description: I don't know a lot of stuff, but I'm willing to learn.

Tags: anti, humor, jokes and funny quotes, party, partying

I Just Don't Know Tank Top

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I meant bimonthly, not bimonthly. Tank Top
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Description: If you know, you know.

Tags: calendar, funny, funny slogan, humorous, joke
Down for anything Tank Top
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Description: Yeah, yeah, no, I can do it.

Tags: action, anti, anything is possible, danger, discuss

Down for anything Tank Top

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I only drink occasionally, but occasions are everywhere. Tank Top
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Description: At every corner, there's an occasion.

Tags: alcohol, drink, drink occasionally, drinking team, fun
One more chapter Tank Top
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Description: I love to read until I pass out.

Tags: book, book lover, chapter, easthetic, meme

One more chapter Tank Top

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Yes, I'm single. No, I'm not available. Tank Top
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Description: I'm single and I like it, you know? Single Squad. Solo Uno.

Tags: anti, antisocial, available, cringe, humor
I've been needing coffee for a while now. Tank Top
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Description: And that's a very bad thing for those around.

Tags: anti, caffeine, caffeine addict, espresso, funny
Nightmare? No, it is a daymare, maybe even a constantmare. Tank Top
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Description: Nightmare is such a big word. I prefer to call it daily commute.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, funny witty, inspiring
What we have here is a communication problem. Tank Top
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Description: Not the worst problem in the world though.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, funny witty, inspiring
Maybe or maybe not. Tank Top
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Description: Ok then, keep your secrets.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, introvert, maybe

Maybe or maybe not. Tank Top

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Sweet dreams are not made of me. Tank Top
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Description: But I know bitter dreams are made of you.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, funny witty, inspiring
Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Tank Top
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Description: And I only came for the food anyway.

Tags: antisocial, come, cringe, didnt want to come, funny
Living life on the slow lane. Tank Top
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Description: Also known as the chill lane.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, fast, funny, introvert
Please throw me to the wolves. Tank Top
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Description: And I promise I won't come back.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, introvert, leader
Oh no, I'm cringe. Tank Top
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Description: The first step is to realize that you are cringe.

Tags: annoying, antisocial, cringe, funny, introvert

Oh no, I'm cringe. Tank Top

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Not alone, just available. Tank Top
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Description: Always see the glass half full.

Tags: alone, antisocial, available, couple, cringe

Not alone, just available. Tank Top

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Perhaps. Tank Top
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Description: Perhaps perhaps.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, introvert, maybe

Perhaps. Tank Top

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Nope. Tank Top
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Description: Nope, no, never.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, introvert, meme

Nope. Tank Top

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Please don't call me. Tank Top
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Description: I hate talking on the cellphone.

Tags: antisocial, call, chat, cringe, funny

Please don't call me. Tank Top

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This design ain't much, but it is honest work. Tank Top
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Description: Unfortunately, many things are much, but not honest.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, honest, humor
Very common, not unique Tank Top
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Description: If anything, I'm unlimited edition.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, funny witty, inspiring

Very common, not unique Tank Top

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Stuck in my head again. Tank Top
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Description: Seek help if you can't get out of your head.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, depression, funny, head

Stuck in my head again. Tank Top

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Sarcasm engine: full power Tank Top
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Description: Crank up that sarcasm engine.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, engine, funny, humor

Sarcasm engine: full power Tank Top

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That's just my face. Tank Top
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Description: And it is a beautiful face.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, face, funny, humor

That's just my face. Tank Top

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Salty. Tank Top
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Description: Don't be salty.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, humor, introvert

Salty. Tank Top

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You can't be a sellout, if you've always been on sale. Tank Top
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Description: That's a good one.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, humor, introvert
This version does not support social interaction. Tank Top
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Description: Future versions neither.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, humor, interaction
The darkness is holding me tightly. Tank Top
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Description: That's kind of edgy, not gonna lie.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, darkness, edgy, emo
Sugary. Tank Top
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Description: Did anyone tell you you are sugary?

Tags: antisocial, charming, cringe, funny, introvert

Sugary. Tank Top

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Treading on thin ice. Tank Top
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Description: And it might break any moment.

Tags: antisocial, bmth, bring me the horizon, cringe, funny

Treading on thin ice. Tank Top

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This is dystopia. Tank Top
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Description: I think there's no perfect society.

Tags: antisocial, civilization, cringe, dystopia, funny

This is dystopia. Tank Top

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Too bad, so sad, goodbye. Tank Top
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Description: That's harsh.

Tags: antisocial, cringe, funny, goodbye, introvert

Too bad, so sad, goodbye. Tank Top

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