Wonduh

Description: Motivation Milk. 100% Hopeless. For the days you can’t even fake it. Contains: 2% ideas, 0% motivation, 110% caffeine, and a dash of denial. Side effects include procrastination, overthinking, and the sudden urge to rearrange your desktop. Results not guaranteed. Serving size: 1 cup. Servings per container: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ For the creatively fried, chronically online, and spiritually buffering. If this is in your cart, your brain already knows why. For external use only.

Description: “Last Save: Sometime in 2019. Current Status: Indefinite buffering.” For everyone whose motivation bar has been at 0% since before the pandemic. Side effects include staring at walls and opening the fridge for no reason. Wonduh. Not for human consumption.

Description: “Current Status: read at 14:37. Time Remaining: typing…” For everyone who has been typing for six hours and sent nothing. Read receipts on. Disappear. You should probably put the damn phone down anyway. Wonduh. Not for human consumption.