Wyrd Merch

Description: The cake is a lie. A sinister little reminder from the Aperture Science testing labs, featuring bold industrial typography, corrupted/glitch effects, and a suspiciously delicious slice of cake. Perfect for fans of Portal, sci-fi, gaming, dark humor, mad science, and questionable laboratory experiments.

Description: For people who are straight... just not that kind of straight. This bold typographic design delivers the punchline in one glance: "STRAIGHT (but in a way that pisses off Fox News)." It's a tongue-in-cheek nod to allies, progressive values, and the idea that being straight doesn't automatically mean fitting into anyone else's political stereotype. Perfect for Pride events, protests, rallies, queer-friendly spaces, or just making certain people on Facebook mysteriously angry. Clean, minimalist, and impossible to misunderstand.

Description: A shirt for all the guys and girls looking for a daddy!

Description: Show your love of penis with this tongue in cheak design

Description: Make a statement with this bold Rejected stamp design. Featuring a classic red rubber-stamp style set at an angle on a stark black background, this design captures the look of official document markings, denied applications, failed approvals, and humorous everyday disappointments. Perfect for office workers, teachers, students, writers, designers, bureaucrats, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic or dark humor.

Description: Look we've all been there, staring down the choice between being late and patting a random dog. So in our defence...

Description: For those who know that every legendary adventure starts with a simple idea. Pencils & Paper & Dragons. Oh my! is a tribute to the true heart of tabletop storytelling—where imagination hits the page and entire worlds are born. Whether you’re sketching maps, scribbling character backstories, or rolling into chaos with your party, this tee is perfect for every adventurer who knows the magic happens before the dice even hit the table. Soft, bold, and a little cheeky—just like your favourite campaign.

Description: Tripy AF and pretty too boot

Description: When subtlety fails, when diplomacy burns out, when the dungeon corridor looks suspiciously flammable… there’s only one answer. This flaming typographic tribute to every chaos-loving spellcaster is perfect for D&D players, fantasy nerds, dice goblins, and anyone who knows the correct number of fireballs is one more. Roll damage. Ask questions never.

Description: When the dice roll, shit gets real Bold, loud, and impossible to ignore, this design brings pure combat energy to your wardrobe. Featuring striking red lettering and a D20 centerpiece, it’s made for the moment your DM says the words every adventurer lives for. Whether you’re the party’s fearless barbarian, calculating wizard, chaotic rogue, or forever DM, this design captures the adrenaline rush of battle about to begin.

Description: For every rogue who swore they were hidden. For every bard who definitely whispered. For every party member who said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” Whether you're sneaking through a dungeon, infiltrating the villain’s lair, or just heading to game night, this design lets everyone know: subtlety was attempted.

Description: Wear your heart on... well not your sleeve, but your shirt!

Description: A bold, irreverent twist on classic internet error messages. “Error 404: Fucks Not Found” delivers the perfect mix of tech humor and unapologetic attitude. Ideal for anyone who’s run out of patience, energy, or cares to give, this design suits t-shirts, mugs, laptop stickers, and social posts. Great for coders, students, retail workers, or anyone embracing their zero-fucks-left era. Clean, snarky, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

Description: Try refreshing Sunset Sarsaparilla, quenching a hard earned thirst since 1918

Description: HOHOHO Buddy Santa is excited for this time of year

Description: Santa Paws is coming to town!

Description: Overthinking, overthinking because we overthing everything.

Description: Reading is fun! Share it with someone today :)

Description: You know who you are, you're the border collie crew! You are the ones playing fetch all day, the ones with the dog you swear is smarter than most the people you know, you are the ones who are lucky enough to have a border collie in your life!

Description: Even the greatest heroes need treats! Meet Ziggy the border collie, destroyer of treats and hero of that one time she chased away a fly that was annoying dad.

Description: There are no kings in America

Description: Neurosparkly and ready to play, we got you covered!

Description: believe in your own humanity

Description: No matter what. Resist.

Description: The LNP are the reverse Robin Hoods

Description: "Not Today" – The Official Mood For the days when the only thing on your to-do list is absolutely nothing. This snoozing kitty says it all—curled up, cozy, and 100% unbothered. Perfect for introverts, nap enthusiasts, or anyone dodging responsibilities with style. Wear it as a warning... or a promise.

Description: This wide-eyed little rascal is up to no good! Cheeky Little Monkey brings cartoon charm and mischievous energy to your wardrobe or accessories. Whether you're the playful one in the group or gifting it to your favorite troublemaker, this design is perfect for adding a little joy (and a banana or two) to your day. Bright, bold, and irresistibly fun.

Description: Bold, minimalist, and a little bit dangerous—Shadow is the silhouette of intrigue. Featuring sharp angles and stark contrast, this abstract figure feels like a femme fatale from a secret world. Is it a symbol? A character? A warning? You decide. Perfect for fans of noir aesthetics, graphic minimalism, or just looking sharp as hell.

Description: A mysterious old mansion stands tall beneath a glowing full moon, its windows eerily lit from within. Is it abandoned... or waiting for visitors? With its crooked rooflines and ghostly charm, The House is perfect for fans of haunted aesthetics, Halloween lovers, or anyone who enjoys a little mystery in their style. Wear it if you dare.

Description: We are all a little bit tinkerbell. We are all a little bit fae. Now we can all declare it to be so!

Description: This bag of holding does exactly as advertised, it holds things!

Description: “Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.” “How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.”

Description: Punk Rocker

Description: Finally 45 faces consequnces! Share your joy that the tangerine tryhard is facing jail time with this shirt!

Description: When it comes to poverty and worker exploitation these are the usual suspects

Description: Sometimes the best you can do is slap the stupid out of them!