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Wyrd Merch is a design studio dedicated specifically to bringing you some of the most adorable, the most odd, and above all the Wyrdest designs.

Socks

The cake is a lie Socks
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Description: The cake is a lie. A sinister little reminder from the Aperture Science testing labs, featuring bold industrial typography, corrupted/glitch effects, and a suspiciously delicious slice of cake. Perfect for fans of Portal, sci-fi, gaming, dark humor, mad science, and questionable laboratory experiments.

Tags: aperture, aperture laboratories, cake, glados, science

The cake is a lie Socks

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Straight but no a dick Socks
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Description: For people who are straight... just not that kind of straight. This bold typographic design delivers the punchline in one glance: "STRAIGHT (but in a way that pisses off Fox News)." It's a tongue-in-cheek nod to allies, progressive values, and the idea that being straight doesn't automatically mean fitting into anyone else's political stereotype. Perfect for Pride events, protests, rallies, queer-friendly spaces, or just making certain people on Facebook mysteriously angry. Clean, minimalist, and impossible to misunderstand.

Tags: ally pride, lgbt ally, lgbtq, straight ally

Straight but no a dick Socks

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Hello Daddy Socks
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Description: A shirt for all the guys and girls looking for a daddy!

Tags: adorable, baby girl, cute, cutesy, daddy issues

Hello Daddy Socks

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Penis Socks
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Description: Show your love of penis with this tongue in cheak design

Tags: adult, big cock, big dick energy, funnytee, penis humor

Penis Socks

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REJECTED: Red Rubber Stamp Sarcastic Humor Design Socks
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Description: Make a statement with this bold Rejected stamp design. Featuring a classic red rubber-stamp style set at an angle on a stark black background, this design captures the look of official document markings, denied applications, failed approvals, and humorous everyday disappointments. Perfect for office workers, teachers, students, writers, designers, bureaucrats, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic or dark humor.

Tags: application denied, bureaucracy, declined, denied, failed
In my defence Socks
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Description: Look we've all been there, staring down the choice between being late and patting a random dog. So in our defence...

Tags: animal, cute, dog, dogs, funny

In my defence Socks

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Pencils & Paper Socks
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Description: For those who know that every legendary adventure starts with a simple idea. Pencils & Paper & Dragons. Oh my! is a tribute to the true heart of tabletop storytelling—where imagination hits the page and entire worlds are born. Whether you’re sketching maps, scribbling character backstories, or rolling into chaos with your party, this tee is perfect for every adventurer who knows the magic happens before the dice even hit the table. Soft, bold, and a little cheeky—just like your favourite campaign.

Tags: d20, dungeons and dragons, gaming, nerd humor, role playing

Pencils & Paper Socks

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Vision Socks
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Description: Tripy AF and pretty too boot

Tags: artsy, illusion, vision

Vision Socks

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Fireball! Socks
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Description: When subtlety fails, when diplomacy burns out, when the dungeon corridor looks suspiciously flammable… there’s only one answer. This flaming typographic tribute to every chaos-loving spellcaster is perfect for D&D players, fantasy nerds, dice goblins, and anyone who knows the correct number of fireballs is one more. Roll damage. Ask questions never.

Tags: dungeons and dragons, fantasy, fireball, gaming, magic

Fireball! Socks

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Roll for Initiative Socks

Description: When the dice roll, shit gets real Bold, loud, and impossible to ignore, this design brings pure combat energy to your wardrobe. Featuring striking red lettering and a D20 centerpiece, it’s made for the moment your DM says the words every adventurer lives for. Whether you’re the party’s fearless barbarian, calculating wizard, chaotic rogue, or forever DM, this design captures the adrenaline rush of battle about to begin.

Tags: dice, gaming, initiative, roll, rpg

Roll for Initiative Socks

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Stealth Fail Socks

Description: For every rogue who swore they were hidden. For every bard who definitely whispered. For every party member who said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” Whether you're sneaking through a dungeon, infiltrating the villain’s lair, or just heading to game night, this design lets everyone know: subtlety was attempted.

Tags: dungeons and dragons, fail, rogue, rpg, stealth

Stealth Fail Socks

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Heart Socks
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Description: Wear your heart on... well not your sleeve, but your shirt!

Tags: anatomical heart, anatomy, human heart, love

Heart Socks

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Error 404: Fucks not found Socks
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Description: A bold, irreverent twist on classic internet error messages. “Error 404: Fucks Not Found” delivers the perfect mix of tech humor and unapologetic attitude. Ideal for anyone who’s run out of patience, energy, or cares to give, this design suits t-shirts, mugs, laptop stickers, and social posts. Great for coders, students, retail workers, or anyone embracing their zero-fucks-left era. Clean, snarky, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

Tags: 404, 404 error, error 404, fucks given, humor

Error 404: Fucks not found Socks

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SUNSET SARSAPARILLA Socks

Description: Try refreshing Sunset Sarsaparilla, quenching a hard earned thirst since 1918

Tags: 80s, fallout, gaming, retro, wasteland

SUNSET SARSAPARILLA Socks

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HOHOHO Socks
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Description: HOHOHO Buddy Santa is excited for this time of year

Tags: christmas, merry christmas, merry xmas, santa, xmas

HOHOHO Socks

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Santa Paws! Socks
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Description: Santa Paws is coming to town!

Tags: border collie, christmas, dog, santa paws, xmas

Santa Paws! Socks

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Anxiety Socks
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Description: Overthinking, overthinking because we overthing everything.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, humor, overthink, overthinker

Anxiety Socks

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Reading time Socks
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Description: Reading is fun! Share it with someone today :)

Tags: book nerd, bookworm, cute dog, dog, reading

Reading time Socks

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Border Collie Crew Socks
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Description: You know who you are, you're the border collie crew! You are the ones playing fetch all day, the ones with the dog you swear is smarter than most the people you know, you are the ones who are lucky enough to have a border collie in your life!

Tags: cute, dog, dog lover, dog owner, dogs

Border Collie Crew Socks

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Treats! Socks
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Description: Even the greatest heroes need treats! Meet Ziggy the border collie, destroyer of treats and hero of that one time she chased away a fly that was annoying dad.

Tags: comic, dog, pet, puppy, treat

Treats! Socks

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No Kings Socks
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Description: There are no kings in America

Tags: anti trump, no kings day, no kings in america, resist, resist trump

No Kings Socks

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ADHD&D Socks

Description: Neurosparkly and ready to play, we got you covered!

Tags: adhd, adhd funny, neurodivergent, neurosparkly, neurospicy

ADHD&D Socks

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Believe Socks
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Description: believe in your own humanity

Tags: be kind, human, love

Believe Socks

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Resist Socks
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Description: No matter what. Resist.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti trump, democracy, politics, resistance

Resist Socks

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LNP Socks
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Description: The LNP are the reverse Robin Hoods

Tags: australia, election, liberal party, politics

LNP Socks

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Not today Socks
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Description: "Not Today" – The Official Mood For the days when the only thing on your to-do list is absolutely nothing. This snoozing kitty says it all—curled up, cozy, and 100% unbothered. Perfect for introverts, nap enthusiasts, or anyone dodging responsibilities with style. Wear it as a warning... or a promise.

Tags: cat, chill, lazy, not today cat, sleep

Not today Socks

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Cheeky Monkey! Socks
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Description: This wide-eyed little rascal is up to no good! Cheeky Little Monkey brings cartoon charm and mischievous energy to your wardrobe or accessories. Whether you're the playful one in the group or gifting it to your favorite troublemaker, this design is perfect for adding a little joy (and a banana or two) to your day. Bright, bold, and irresistibly fun.

Tags: adorable, cheeky monkey, fun, funny monkey, monkey

Cheeky Monkey! Socks

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Shadow Socks
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Description: Bold, minimalist, and a little bit dangerous—Shadow is the silhouette of intrigue. Featuring sharp angles and stark contrast, this abstract figure feels like a femme fatale from a secret world. Is it a symbol? A character? A warning? You decide. Perfect for fans of noir aesthetics, graphic minimalism, or just looking sharp as hell.

Tags: abstract, dark, minimal, minimalist, silhouette

Shadow Socks

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Haunted House Socks
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Description: A mysterious old mansion stands tall beneath a glowing full moon, its windows eerily lit from within. Is it abandoned... or waiting for visitors? With its crooked rooflines and ghostly charm, The House is perfect for fans of haunted aesthetics, Halloween lovers, or anyone who enjoys a little mystery in their style. Wear it if you dare.

Tags: halloween, haunted, haunted house, haunted mansion, horror

Haunted House Socks

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Pixie Socks
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Description: We are all a little bit tinkerbell. We are all a little bit fae. Now we can all declare it to be so!

Tags: designs, fairy, logo, text

Pixie Socks

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bag of holding Socks
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Description: This bag of holding does exactly as advertised, it holds things!

Tags: bag, dungeons and dragons, gaming, nerd

bag of holding Socks

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We're all mad here Socks

Description: “Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.” “How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.”

Tags: alice in wonderland, cheshire, cheshire cat, crazy, lewis carroll

We're all mad here Socks

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Punk Rocker Socks
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Description: Punk Rocker

Tags: punk music, punk rocker, punkrock, punks not dead

Punk Rocker Socks

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Criminal Intent Socks
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Description: Finally 45 faces consequnces! Share your joy that the tangerine tryhard is facing jail time with this shirt!

Tags: anti maga, anti trump, crime, criminal, democracy

Criminal Intent Socks

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The Usual Suspects Socks
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Description: When it comes to poverty and worker exploitation these are the usual suspects

Tags: eat the rich, marxism, marxist, socialism, tax the rich

The Usual Suspects Socks

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Concussive Cognitive Realignment Socks
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Description: Sometimes the best you can do is slap the stupid out of them!

Tags: funny sayings, funnytee, humor, sarcasm, stupid

Concussive Cognitive Realignment Socks

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