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I've been a t-shirt designer for..... a long time.
Southeast VA
Are We Great Again Yet T-Shirt
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Description: It's been 4 years. I'm still waiting.

Tags: president, election, biden harris, republican, election 2020

Are We Great Again Yet

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The Little Engine That... T-Shirt
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Description: You heard of the Little Engine that Could, now check out the one that wish a mf would

Tags: 80s, 90s, ai, book, firefly

The Little Engine That...

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Gay Apparel T-Shirt
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Description: This is totally what they meant in the song, right?

Tags: christmas, christmas sweater, holiday, lgbt, lgbtq

Gay Apparel

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Queerantined T-Shirt
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Description: It's a state of being

Tags: transgender pride, transgender, rainbow, trans, bisexual

Queerantined

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Filler Queen T-Shirt
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Description: Forgettable and expendable. She's a Filler ....Queen!

Tags: rupaul drag race, retro, pink, filler queen, script

Filler Queen

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Neptune City T-Shirt
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Description: I created this for an event years ago - finally converted it into an all purpose tribute to Virginia Beach. Spot the old easter eggs and win a prize

Tags: beach, green, landmarks, neptune, ocean

Neptune City

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Virginia Beach Postcard T-Shirt
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Description: The flavor of a classic beach postcard, but with modern landmarks.

Tags: souvenir, summer, postcard, vacation, landmarks

Virginia Beach Postcard

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Demogorgon Slayer T-Shirt

Description: Hopper found the opening thread and defeat the demon demogorgon! ~ this is a collaboration with Esnon - find her on instagram @Esnon for commissions and her badass take on Eddie Munson's guitar solo.

Tags: tanjiro, battle, demon slayer, nezuko, kimetsu no yaiba

Demogorgon Slayer

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Eddie Munson Hellfire Concert T-Shirt

Description: He played for a crowd of one human and a million hellbats. And he killed it! MVP!

Tags: 80s, concert, eddie, guitar, guitar solo

Eddie Munson Hellfire Concert

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Higher Holidays T-Shirt
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Description: Perfect shirt to wear when you're smokin a little rosh HASHanah.

Tags: jewish, marijuana, yom kippur, smoking, passover

Higher Holidays

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california prop 69 T-Shirt
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Description: You're dangerous and you should let everyone know.

Tags: prop 65, proposition 65, 69, california, dtf

california prop 69

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Resting Beach Face T-Shirt
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Description: It's summer. take off the regular RBF and put on your resting beach face instead.

Tags: summer, vacation, typography, ladies, girls

Resting Beach Face

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Cringe is in Every Generation T-Shirt
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Description: Being a boomer is a state of mind. Every generation has its problems and things we need to get over. Love, a cynical Gen-X'er. Typography inspired by pretty much every TV title card from the 70's and 80's

Tags: boomer, generation, millenial, typography, vintage

Cringe is in Every Generation

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This is Why I'm Hot T-Shirt
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Description: Here's your new summer shirt. The sun: it's the reason for the season!

Tags: 70s, 80s, beach, happy, orange

This is Why I'm Hot

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Thank You For Being a Bag T-Shirt
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Tags: bea arthur, betty white, blanche devereaux, dorothy zbornak, estelle getty

Thank You For Being a Bag

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Capitalist Hellscape T-Shirt
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Description: My full statement was this: We live in a Capitalist hellscape. It's ALWAYS about money, even when it isn't. They say "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life." More like turn every one of your hobbies into a side hustle and slowly suck the joy out of everything you used to hold dear. Recently I quit my full time job as a graphic designer, which I have been doing for over 23 years. Like. Holy carp, dude. It's drained me mentally and emotionally for far too long. i'm hoping that the change of pace will re-energize me and allow me to rebuild the confidence I once had in my artwork.

Tags: chalkboard style, dystopian, funny, hand lettering, socialism

Capitalist Hellscape

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We Live in A Society T-Shirt
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Description: If I could sell this to you embroidered on the shirt I absolutely would. but i can't. so get this print on demand style isntead.

Tags: chalkboard, hand drawn, joker, society, absurdism

We Live in A Society

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You Are Worthy T-Shirt
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Description: Just under the wire for Mental Health Awareness month. Maybe you need to remind yourself, or maybe you wanna buy this as a gift for someone you care about.

Tags: self esteem, worthy, positivity, positive affirmation, chalkboard

You Are Worthy

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Flaming Dude Fest T-Shirt
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Description: Every summer, deep in the Grand Senora Desert of San Andreas, there is an epic music festival called FLAMING DUDE FEST. 2019's event did not go as expected. Created by Chet Dickinson of Tryhard Promotions. Check out Belle And Dubs, season 1 episode 8 for the full coverage

Tags: 80s, concert, dumpster fire, fictional, gta

Flaming Dude Fest

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Kitty Control T-Shirt
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Description: Ladies. make em act like they know. ~~ "Prince must permeate every waking moment we have. If we all thought about Prince more often, the world would be a happier place." -Justin Wilson, 2022

Tags: pussy, script, offensive, rude, pussy control

Kitty Control

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Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt

Description: The strongest drink in the universe

Tags: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, pan galactic gargle blaster, zaphod beeblebrox, douglas adams

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

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Don't be a C U Next Tuesday T-Shirt
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Description: This shirt makes a bold statement that will be sure to draw attention to you in church

Tags: cunt, funny, gold, honey, retro

Don't be a C U Next Tuesday

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Stop in Bat Country! T-Shirt

Description: When you drive through the desert on an adventure with your best friend/lawyer, always stop in BAT COUNTRY!

Tags: barstow, bat country, california, desert, drugs

Stop in Bat Country!

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Tri-Curious T-Shirt
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Description: Someone's looking horny

Tags: pride, t rex, triceratops, dinosaur

Tri-Curious

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Does this flag offend you? T-Shirt
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Description: Annoy your local conservatives with this one.

Tags: progress flag, gay, american, offensive, meme

Does this flag offend you?

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Radical Liberal T-Shirt
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Description: You're not just a regular liberal. You can do sick jumps on your skateboard. EXTREME!!!!!! This is the dag gum original from the meme. don't buy those great value versions. also available with states! If you don't see yours, drop me a line and request it

Tags: 80s, democrat, dump trump, election, election 2020

Radical Liberal

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Rocky Horror lips T-Shirt

Description: Famous lips from the opening credits of Rocky Horror.

Tags: time warp, rbrow, dr scott, science fiction double feature, cult classic

Rocky Horror lips

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We're all lucky! T-Shirt

Description: Famous lips from Rocky Horror. Revamped for 2021!

Tags: fishnet, janet, dr scott, science fiction, time warp

We're all lucky!

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Filthiest Dishwasher in Baltimore T-Shirt
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Description: Are the dishes in your machine Babs Johnson or Tracy Turnblad? Great for a pin too, if you're moody

Tags: hairspray, divine, flamingo, black, gifts

Filthiest Dishwasher in Baltimore

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Silence, the mask! T-Shirt

Description: An alternate version of the Silence of the Lambs moth with a spooky background. If you're looking for a product not listed here, check my shop page for the other version!

Tags: hannibal, horror, death head hawkmoth, movie

Silence, the mask!

$18 $24

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Silence, Moth! T-Shirt

Description: Have the lambs stopped screaming?

Tags: death head hawkmoth, hannibal, moth, movie

Silence, Moth!

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read a goddamn book T-Shirt
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Description: that vintage style you love with a message you'd like to send to roughly half of united states citizens.

Tags: offensive, stripes, books, vintage, literacy

read a goddamn book

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Authentic Vintage shirt T-Shirt
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Description: This is super authentic and original. Trust me.

Tags: 70s, athletic, circle, distressed, retro

Authentic Vintage shirt

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Vaccinated but AntiSocial T-Shirt
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Description: Just because you can go out in public doesn't mean you have to like it. Let everyone know you're not into people-ing

Tags: social distancing, 60s, 70s, 80s, orange

Vaccinated but AntiSocial

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Your shirt sucks T-Shirt

Description: Make a statement against everyone else's terrible fashion choices. Great gift for apparel designers who are always criticizing things. Or a good gift for for people who wear --or design-- terrible shirts. SEND THEM A MESSAGE

Tags: designer, font, retro, script, snob

Your shirt sucks

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Keep Beach City Weird T-Shirt

Description: Renaldo approved. (Can do other colors by request)

Tags: beach city, weird, lettering

Keep Beach City Weird

$17 $23

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