Aft Merch
African Fat-Tailed Gecko with Lily of the Valley Crewneck Sweatshirt
by starrypaige
$28 $35
Description: Inspired by my time in the Navy. Standing Aft Watch was a seemingly boring duty aboard ship, but standing alone at the fantail was a moment of hyper-awareness of time and space with the immense sea before you, the sky rising above, and the horizon disappearing. You simultaneously stood still, yet rushed through time, sleepy, hungry, lonely, pensive, anxious about everything in life but strangely at peace. Sometimes you numbly stood like another fixture on the ship till you heard a voice on the sound powered phones “Aft lookout! You awake! Report!!”
Description: That's very interesting. Please continue talking. Why yes, I am interested in any neat tricks you can do with coat hangers. How many dogs did you say you had again? Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/
Hide Your Kids Hide Your Dogs - ATF Guy, Gun Meme Bag
by SpaceDogLaika
$19 $24
Description: Membership is not available to everyone — only those wise enough to book the back of the ship and spend entire evenings watching the wake disappear into the horizon with something cold in hand. "The Aft Balcony Society: Wake Views & Premium Pours" is the official crest for the most exclusive unofficial club at sea. Est. 2026. Snobbery justified.
The Aft Balcony Society – Wake Views & Premium Pours Funny Cruise Cabin Pride Vintage Crest Art Tote
by Luminari Creations
$14 $20
Description: I am very interested, please keep talking. Do you have any pets? Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/
ATF Guy - Meme, Firearms, Undercover, NFA, Gun Enthusiast Phone Case
by SpaceDogLaika
$17 $23
Description: A humorous graphic with four icons showing a skull and crossbones (Production Deployment), person at a laptop (Merge Conflicts), flames (Stories Rolling Over), and crosshairs (Scope Creep) above the phrase "Please don't talk to me. *Unless you brought coffee". Below that is the phrase "I HAVE ZERO SELF-CONTROL AND WILL WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND NOT GET ANY WORK DONE". Under that is a paragraph of text under the heading "Potential discussion topics".
Please don't talk to me unless you brought coffee Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Remisova illustrator
$17 $24
Kicking Breast Cancer In The Aft Kids T-Shirt
by BoltFromTheBlue
$12 $19
Bavarian Festbier Original Brewed Munich Tank Top
by Jyart2006 Graphs
$16 $21
Tower of London - London Kids T-Shirt
by Scala Ad Astra Forum
$16 $23
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Not ATF Guy - Meme, Firearms, Undercover, NFA, Gun Rights Socks
by SpaceDogLaika
$14 $20
Description: Two pumpkins savoring a cup of coffee, one pumpkin wears an amusingly grumpy expression, still awaiting that first sip, while the other beams with happiness after indulging in the comforting brew. A fantastic gift for anyone with friends who share a deep love for coffee and can't start their day without it.
Morning Coffee Before and After Funny Pumpkin by Tobe Fonseca Phone Case
by Tobe Fonseca
$17 $23