Pension Bags
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: Sitting on a Nest Egg That Buys Less Every Day Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. A man in a mustard-yellow top and burnt-orange trousers perches on an enormous golden piggy bank stamped with a dollar sign, chin raised, gazing into the distance like someone waiting for prices to come back down. It's the quiet portrait of the saver's dilemma: the nest egg is huge on paper and smaller at every checkout. Flat ochre, orange, and black ink with grainy stipple texture and clean mid-century poster lines. A wry, wistful graphic for savers, retirees, budgeters, and anyone who has asked what all this saving is actually for. Patience, but make it financial. Deadpan gift idea for the cost-of-living weary.
Description: "I ♥ MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK" is stacked in bold cream varsity block letters with a bright red heart, and "THE BEST DAY OF THE MONTH." runs underneath in gold italic capitals. Deadpan, dry-witted and built for anyone who lives for the day the deposit lands. A fun pick for retirement parties, grandparents and anyone counting down to their first check, or as a holiday gift.
I Love My Social Security Check Varsity Letters Best Day of the Month Funny Retirement Humor Bag
by Fisheyed Graphics
$24
Description: Celebrate decades of hard work with a retro phrase honoring life after leaving the workforce. Features distressed red athletic lettering flanked by stars for anyone stepping into a well-deserved new chapter. A humorous choice for send-off celebrations, pension milestones, or a retiring coworker.
