Pension Magnets

Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***

Description: A black and white text-based composition. The top and middle lines of text use a stencil-like font, reading "GOODBYE" and "HELLO" respectively. The second and fourth lines feature cursive lettering, stating "Tension" and "Pension". All text is in white against a black background.

Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "GOODBYE" in bold, uppercase block letters within a white rectangle. The middle line features "Tension" in a flowing, script font. The bottom line reads "HELLO Pension" with "HELLO" in bold, uppercase block letters similar to "GOODBYE", and "Pension" in the same script font as "Tension".

Description: A black background features white bold text stating "RETIRED POSTAL WORKER" on the top lines. Below that, "GOODBYE TENSION" is written, followed by a large "HELLO". Centered under "HELLO" is a yellow envelope with lines indicating motion. The bottom text reads "PENSION" in large white capital letters.

Description: Simple typography humor perfect for retirement parties, farewell celebrations, and retiree milestone moments.

Description: Perfect retirement party gift featuring classic marriage humor and a distressed vintage style that stands out on any occasion.

Description: A funny retirement quote for employees, coworkers, teachers, nurses, and anyone counting down the days to freedom

Description: Retired Under New Management See My Spouse For Details

Description: Perfect for anyone finally escaping meetings, alarms, and office drama. This retro retirement design brings vintage humor and laid-back retired energy to retirement parties, coworker gifts, and milestone celebrations.

Description: Are you retired? Have you done the work and earned a pension? Great retirement gift idea for anyone who has retired or will retire this year to enjoy their retirement with activity outdoors.

Description: Funny retirement design for husbands, dads, grandpas, coworkers, and retirees starting a new chapter after years of hard work.

Description: Perfect for anyone finally escaping meetings, alarms, and office drama. This retro retirement design brings vintage humor and laid-back retired energy to retirement parties, coworker gifts, and milestone celebrations.

Description: A hilarious design for the newly retired husband who is now officially under his wife's supervision. This funny graphic makes the perfect gag gift for grandpas, dads, and coworkers ready to clock out and start their next chapter.

Description: A hilarious design for the newly retired husband who is now officially under his wife's supervision. This funny graphic makes the perfect gag gift for grandpas, dads, and coworkers ready to clock out and start their next chapter.

Description: out of office, retirement party, funny gag gift, leaving the workforce, retirement countdown, smug humor, weekend everyday

Description: Embrace the funny side of retirement! This sarcastic design is perfect for retired individuals who enjoy their day off. A great funny choice for a retired dad, grandpa, or any senior citizen celebrating their new, relaxed life.

Description: A hilarious design for the newly retired husband who is now officially under his wife's supervision. This funny graphic makes the perfect gag gift for grandpas, dads, and coworkers ready to clock out and start their next chapter.

Description: Celebrate a future milestone with this design. Perfect for anyone looking forward to their last working year. Features the exact text: Retirement 2026 Countdown In Progress. Ideal for a retiring coworker, boss, friend, or family member.

Description: Former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin dismissed from Class

Description: Built On Patience Earned A Pension Retired Teacher

Description: A proud and funny retirement announcement quote featuring a bold distressed vintage typography layout. Perfect for anyone celebrating their retirement year after working hard their entire life.

Description: Celebrate Retirement 2027 with this funny design. Ideal for a future retiree or a retirement gift. This design features the text Retired 2027 Not My Problem Anymore.

Description: A hilarious and relatable design for anyone counting down the days until they can officially leave the workforce. This funny graphic is the perfect gag gift for a coworker, boss, or family member who is excited to finally clock out for good.

Description: The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off Get your funny T-Shirt now!

Description: Celebrate your upcoming freedom with this groovy retro daisy design. Featuring the funny quote "Did I Mention I'm Retiring Soon," this GIROVE graphic is the perfect gift for any future retiree happily counting down the days.

Description: I Worked My Whole Life For This Shirt Retired 2026. Perfect retirement celebration for future retirees. Ideal for anyone retiring in 2026.

Description: A hilarious and proudly smug design for anyone who has finally clocked out for good. This funny quote is the perfect gag gift to playfully tease your still-working friends, family, or former coworkers.

Description: I'm Retired You're Not Have Fun At Work Tomorrow, A hilarious and proudly smug design for anyone who has finally clocked out for good. This funny quote is the perfect gag gift to playfully tease your still-working friends, family, or former coworkers.

Description: Announce Your Exciting Journey To Retirement. This Design Features The Text Did I Mention I'm Retiring Soon? Ideal For Anyone Celebrating Their Last Days Of Work And Becoming A Happy Retiree.

Description: A hilarious and proudly smug design for anyone who has finally clocked out for good. This funny quote is the perfect gag gift to playfully tease your still-working friends, family, or former coworkers.

Description: Retired Postal Worker Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

Description: Celebrate your upcoming freedom with this groovy retro daisy design. Featuring the funny quote "Did I Mention I'm Retiring Soon," this GIROVE graphic is the perfect gift for any future retiree happily counting down the days.

Description: Celebrate a future retirement with this American themed design for any future retiree or current retiree. Features the complete text: I Worked My Whole Life Retired 2027 For This Shirt.

Description: Celebrate a career ending with this Funny Retirement design. Perfect for retirees graduating from work. Features the saying University Of I'm Done Class Of 2027 Dept. Of Retirement.

Description: Celebrate a career milestone with The Legend Has Retired. Perfect for a future retiree, happy retirement party, or farewell celebration honoring a long-serving professional. This design is for anyone entering the exciting world of retirement.

Description: A funny sarcastic retirement graphic design featuring a grumpy grandma holding a coffee cup with the witty quote Im Retired I Dont Have To I Dont Want To You Cant Make Me. Perfect novelty gift for retired grandparents, senior citizens, and elderly women with a sassy sense of humor.