Pension Socks
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: A black and white text-based composition. The top and middle lines of text use a stencil-like font, reading "GOODBYE" and "HELLO" respectively. The second and fourth lines feature cursive lettering, stating "Tension" and "Pension". All text is in white against a black background.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "GOODBYE" in bold, uppercase block letters within a white rectangle. The middle line features "Tension" in a flowing, script font. The bottom line reads "HELLO Pension" with "HELLO" in bold, uppercase block letters similar to "GOODBYE", and "Pension" in the same script font as "Tension".
Description: A black background features white bold text stating "RETIRED POSTAL WORKER" on the top lines. Below that, "GOODBYE TENSION" is written, followed by a large "HELLO". Centered under "HELLO" is a yellow envelope with lines indicating motion. The bottom text reads "PENSION" in large white capital letters.
Description: Sitting on a Nest Egg That Buys Less Every Day Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. A man in a mustard-yellow top and burnt-orange trousers perches on an enormous golden piggy bank stamped with a dollar sign, chin raised, gazing into the distance like someone waiting for prices to come back down. It's the quiet portrait of the saver's dilemma: the nest egg is huge on paper and smaller at every checkout. Flat ochre, orange, and black ink with grainy stipple texture and clean mid-century poster lines. A wry, wistful graphic for savers, retirees, budgeters, and anyone who has asked what all this saving is actually for. Patience, but make it financial. Deadpan gift idea for the cost-of-living weary.
Description: "I ♥ MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK" is stacked in bold cream varsity block letters with a bright red heart, and "THE BEST DAY OF THE MONTH." runs underneath in gold italic capitals. Deadpan, dry-witted and built for anyone who lives for the day the deposit lands. A fun pick for retirement parties, grandparents and anyone counting down to their first check, or as a holiday gift.
I Love My Social Security Check Varsity Letters Best Day of the Month Funny Retirement Humor Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$20
Description: This Retirement 2027 design is for any future retiree celebrating their golden years. Perfect Retirement Gift for someone leaving work. Features the exact phrase Retired 2027 Under New Management.
Retired 2027 Under New Management Retiree Celebration Gift Socks
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$14 $20
Description: Celebrate decades of hard work with a retro phrase honoring life after leaving the workforce. Features distressed red athletic lettering flanked by stars for anyone stepping into a well-deserved new chapter. A humorous choice for send-off celebrations, pension milestones, or a retiring coworker.
