Pension Hats
Description: Proceeds received from your purchase will be split between: 1) Getting the creator of the artwork to Dabblecon 2 in August 2024, 2) A legitimate, registered charity supporting U.S. military veterans. ***The image used was NOT obtained from a podcast owned or published by Stuttering John Melendez. This merchandise does not infringe on any trademarks currently owned or registered by Stuttering John Melendez.***
Description: A black and white text-based composition. The top and middle lines of text use a stencil-like font, reading "GOODBYE" and "HELLO" respectively. The second and fourth lines feature cursive lettering, stating "Tension" and "Pension". All text is in white against a black background.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "GOODBYE" in bold, uppercase block letters within a white rectangle. The middle line features "Tension" in a flowing, script font. The bottom line reads "HELLO Pension" with "HELLO" in bold, uppercase block letters similar to "GOODBYE", and "Pension" in the same script font as "Tension".
Description: A black background features white bold text stating "RETIRED POSTAL WORKER" on the top lines. Below that, "GOODBYE TENSION" is written, followed by a large "HELLO". Centered under "HELLO" is a yellow envelope with lines indicating motion. The bottom text reads "PENSION" in large white capital letters.
Description: I Worked My Whole Life For This Shirt Retired 2026. Perfect retirement celebration for future retirees. Ideal for anyone retiring in 2026.
I Worked My Whole Life For This Shirt Retired 2026 Retirement Gift Idea Hat
by master rainbow
$12 $19
Description: Celebrate a career ending with this Funny Retirement design. Perfect for retirees graduating from work. Features the saying University Of I'm Done Class Of 2027 Dept. Of Retirement.
University Of I'm Done Class Of 2027 Dept. Of Retirement Funny Retiree Gift Hat
by Fiesta of Pets
$19
