Wash Bags
Description: Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
Description: The most emotionally compelling ultimatum ever delivered by a cartoon dog. A sad-eyed pitbull puppy with the biggest face and the most specific demand, prepared to escalate to full tears if the bellay situation is not addressed immediately. For pitbull parents who know exactly this expression and have complied every single time.
Description: Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. James 4:8
Tri-Clean Hand Soap - James 4:8 Wash Your Hands You Sinners Bag
by Plushism
$19 $24
Description: Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. James 4:8
Tri-Clean Hand Soap - James 4:8 Wash Your Hands You Sinners Bag
by Plushism
$19 $24
