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Description: Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
Description: The most emotionally compelling ultimatum ever delivered by a cartoon dog. A sad-eyed pitbull puppy with the biggest face and the most specific demand, prepared to escalate to full tears if the bellay situation is not addressed immediately. For pitbull parents who know exactly this expression and have complied every single time.
Description: Deftones alternative metal shirt — "Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again". vintage screen-print design for Deftones fans, alternative metal, shoegaze metal, metal rock gift, vintage metal, concert band, alternative metal album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Deftones gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
Description: Misfits horror punk shirt — "Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away". vintage screen-print design for Misfits fans, horror punk, punk rock, horror punk gift, retro punk, concert band, horror punk album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Misfits gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1977.
Description: Linkin shirt Park pride — "Give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean". vintage screen-print nu metal design for Linkin fans and Park collectors — chester, chester bennington, rock, emily armstrong, metal, nu metal. Perfect Linkin graphic tee Park gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Park lovers fabric — Linkin spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 2009.
Give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean Nu Metal Since 2009 Mug
by XowoMoekonc
$13 $18
Description: Deftones alternative metal shirt — "Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again". vintage screen-print design for Deftones fans, indie, 90s, rock, heavy metal, concert, musician lovers and collectors. The perfect Deftones gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again Alternative Metal Since 2000 Posters and Art
by braincell studio
$10 $14
Description: Misfits horror punk shirt — "Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away". vintage screen-print design for Misfits fans, punk, metal, skull, rock, musician, danzig lovers and collectors. The perfect Misfits gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1999.
Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away Since 1999 Tapestry
by roronoacraft
$23 $30
Description: This design for American beer lovers features the quote I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer. Ideal for patriotic celebrations, summer parties, and anyone who enjoys drinking beer.
I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer Patriotic American Beer Drinking Quote Magnet
by StickChicc
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Perfect for beer lovers, patriotic party fans, and anyone celebrating Independence Day with friends and cold drinks. A funny drinking design featuring the phrase "I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer." Great for BBQs, fireworks, and 4th of July gatherings.
I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer Funny 4th of July Drinking Mug
by Style-Art2
$13 $18