Wash Shorts
Description: Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
Description: The most emotionally compelling ultimatum ever delivered by a cartoon dog. A sad-eyed pitbull puppy with the biggest face and the most specific demand, prepared to escalate to full tears if the bellay situation is not addressed immediately. For pitbull parents who know exactly this expression and have complied every single time.
I Am Pibble Wash My Bellay or I Will Cry Funny Sad Pitbull Puppy Dog Lover Humor Tee Gift Shorts
by SketchTee
$21 $27
Description: Capture The Essence Of Beach Life With This Design. Sea Breeze State Of Mind Let The Waves Wash Away The Chaos. Ideal For Ocean Lovers, Summer Vacation Enthusiasts, And Relaxation Seekers.
Sea Breeze State Of Mind Let The Waves Wash Away The Chaos Beach Ocean Summer Vacation Relaxation Lover Shorts
by AtlasCo
$21 $27
Description: Paper Street Soap Co. Oversized Fight Club Tyler Durden Project Mayhem Cult Classics Vintage Snow Wash Heavyweight
Paper Street Soap Co. Oversized Fight Club Tyler Durden Project Mayhem Cult Classics Vintage Snow Wash Heavyweight Shorts
by MattewSeok
$21 $27
Description: Funny raccoon design featuring questionable life advice from everyone's favorite trash-loving creatures. Perfect for raccoon lovers, animal enthusiasts, chaotic personalities, and fans of absurd internet humor.
I Asked The Raccoons For Life Advice They Said Wash Your Snacks And Commit To The Bit Shorts
by trust radly
$21 $27
Description: Linkin shirt Park pride — "Give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean". vintage screen-print nu metal design for Linkin fans and Park collectors — chester, chester bennington, rock, emily armstrong, metal, nu metal. Perfect Linkin graphic tee Park gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Park lovers fabric — Linkin spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 2009.
Give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean Nu Metal Since 2009 Shorts
by XowoMoekonc
$21 $27
Description: For everyone raised on the New Jersey horror-punk originators: "Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away", reimagined in boho-inspired style. Faded terracotta, sage and sand tones give it an easygoing, sun-warmed look. For anyone who measures life in albums, setlists and late-night radio. A great pick for concerts, road trips, birthdays and record-store days.
Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away Since 1977 Shorts
by roronoacraft
$21 $27
Description: Deftones alternative metal shirt — "Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again". vintage screen-print design for Deftones fans, indie, 90s, rock, heavy metal, concert, musician lovers and collectors. The perfect Deftones gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again Alternative Metal Since 2000 Shorts
by braincell studio
$21 $27
Description: Misfits horror punk shirt — "Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away". vintage screen-print design for Misfits fans, punk, metal, skull, rock, musician, danzig lovers and collectors. The perfect Misfits gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1999.
Saturday night, I'm gonna find a way To wash all these bloody stains away Since 1999 Shorts
by roronoacraft
$21 $27
Description: "Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again" — straight from the catalog of the Sacramento alt-metal dreamers, reworked in boho-inspired style. Soft desert hues and delicate line art keep the look warm, dreamy and easy to wear. Made for road-trip singers, vinyl hunters and lifelong fans. Easy to wear from the venue to the weekend coffee run.
Waves of regret, waves of pain Wash over me again and again Alternative Metal Since 2000 Shorts
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$21 $27
Description: Perfect for beer lovers, patriotic party fans, and anyone celebrating Independence Day with friends and cold drinks. A funny drinking design featuring the phrase "I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer." Great for BBQs, fireworks, and 4th of July gatherings.
I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer Funny 4th of July Drinking Shorts
by Style-Art2
$21 $27
Description: Daughters Advocating Hold The Line, Resolute Chapter, Vintage Wash, God Home Country, DAR Support Gift
Daughters Advocating Hold The Line, Resolute Chapter, Vintage Wash, God Home Country, DAR Support Gift Shorts
by Aesthetic Alley
$21 $27
Description: There is a special kind of confidence that comes from spending time, money, and effort getting something spotless, only to look outside the next morning and see the sky preparing its personal revenge. The car is sparkling, the windows are spotless, the tires look respectable, and for a brief moment, everything feels under control. The forecast changes its mind, the clouds roll in, and nature decides your freshly cleaned vehicle needs a complimentary rinse. It is almost impressive how perfectly the timing works. Leave the car dirty for three weeks? Beautiful sunshine. Finally wash it? Suddenly the atmosphere has unfinished business. At this point, washing the car feels less like cleaning and more like sending a formal invitation to the rain.
A car wash is just a great way to guarantee it will rain tomorrow morning Shorts
by englishlearning
$21 $27
Description: This design for American beer lovers features the quote I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer. Ideal for patriotic celebrations, summer parties, and anyone who enjoys drinking beer.
I'm Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer Patriotic American Beer Drinking Quote Shorts
by StickChicc
$21 $27