Bare Merch
Description: Sometimes a person makes a decision so questionable that the possible response afterward is to stand there in complete silence and reconsider every life choice that led to it. In a moment of pure instinct, an attempt was made to stop something from falling using a completely inappropriate body part, as if suddenly possessing the skills of a professional soccer player. Unfortunately, reality had other plans. What followed was a brief moment of chaos, a generous amount of regret, and the immediate realization that some instincts should probably be ignored. It was one of those situations where everything happens far too quickly, yet somehow the embarrassment lasts forever. This is the lesson learned: not every falling object needs to be saved.
Description: Three bears walking happily in the rain, dressed in yellow raincoats and holding black umbrellas. A charming and nostalgic nod to classic musicals and those grey days that brighten up with good company. Perfect for those who love cute designs, subtle humor, and a cinematic touch.
Description: The Dead Rabbits were a notorious Irish-American gang that roamed the streets of old New York in a notorious slum known as the Five Points. It was a time when only the tough could survive. Personal grievances, business competition, and even political differences were often settled with fists. The Dead Rabbits’ nemesis would be a Nativist gang known as the Bowery Boys. Violence was golden as America struggled to define itself, but the struggle helped shape the character of the USA, and came to define the hard-working, hard-fighting, hard-drinking American immigrant.
Description: Flex your freedom with this hilarious “Right to Bare Arms” t-shirt, featuring a jacked George Washington striking a pose in front of the American flag. Blending patriotism, humor, and gym-worthy guns, this tee is perfect for July 4th, political parody fans, or anyone who loves a founding father with biceps. A must-have for true American legends in training!
Right to Bare Arms T-Shirt – Funny Muscular George Washington Patriotic Pun Bag
by Victor Shadehorn
$24
Description: Show off your love for freedom and flex with this hilarious “Right to Bare Arms” design featuring a muscular, tattooed founding father striking a patriotic pose. With inked symbols like the Liberty Bell, eagles, flags, and 1776 stars, this tee blends Americana pride with bold humor. Perfect for Independence Day, history buffs, or anyone who takes their liberty (and biceps) seriously—with a smile.
Right to Bare Arms Shirt – Funny Patriotic Tattooed Founding Father Tee Hoodie
by Victor Shadehorn
$42
Description: This vintage tee pokes fun at the popular rallying cry of gun supporters, "Support your right to bare arms". The joke version goes, "Support your right to arm bears". It's a 1980s original loaded with awesome cartoon graphics and great cotton feel. Very comfy, humorous to look at, and has a ton of life left. The right to bear arms is the beloved second amendment right in the United States Constitution. It is intended for people to lawfully own weapons for the protection of life, liberty, and property.
