Pretentious Baseball T-Shirts
Schitt's Creek Patrick: You Know, It's Just Pretentious Enough Baseball T-Shirt
by Schitt's Creek
$26
Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous and scornful; but when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!" How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as such a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am.
Description: I have that on vinyl. Pretentious deadpan delivery. For audiophiles and record lovers, this retro quote design celebrates classic analog vibes, crate-digging culture, and timeless music appreciation. Ideal for DJs, collectors, and nostalgic music fans. Wear it to the next Record Store Day, or everyday for pretentious vintage flair.
