Pretentious Magnets

Description: I am French, no?

Description: Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous and scornful; but when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!" How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as such a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am.

Description: You Are, As Always A Sullen Puffin. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: weird

Description: Michel Foucault Quote - Le Savoir C'est Le Pouvoir

Description: Look At You With Your Snack Pot Complexion. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: It's Like A ROFL Brothel In Here. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: I have that on vinyl. Pretentious deadpan delivery. For audiophiles and record lovers, this retro quote design celebrates classic analog vibes, crate-digging culture, and timeless music appreciation. Ideal for DJs, collectors, and nostalgic music fans. Wear it to the next Record Store Day, or everyday for pretentious vintage flair.

Description: This design sarcastically mocks pretentious attitudes and celebrates the joy of enjoying all kinds of music.

Description: it's your funeral

Description: Impress all your nerd hipster friends with this obscure pop culture reference that only the coolest will know

Description: Ciao And Bella Fragmento. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Have A Campachoochoo on Me. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Hilario. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Hating Pop Music Doesn't Make You Deep

Description: Yeah, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Fake fancy sommelier for lake drinks.

Description: Seahorses in pink and red.

Description: Deeper Appreciation Text Statement

Description: Designed to look like an uppity high-brow designer label, this is actually an altered quote from the excellent comedy Super Troopers. Actual quote is : "Desperation is a stinky colgne."

Description: Chateau de Pretentieux Wine Label

Description: animal illustration

Description: Generic High Fashion Label

Description: Funny/light-hearted dig at that foreign movie buff in your life ;)

Description: Michel Foucault Quote - Madness Is The Absence Of An Oeuvre

Description: Famous quote of the legendary boxer.

Description: Because my taste and perspective aren't just superior than yours, I also am better than you, period.

Description: British Idiom Meaning Teacher's Pet.

Description: Step into the world of intellectual whimsy with our captivating artwork, "The Jester of Panopticons." This unique piece features the renowned philosopher Michel Foucault, sporting stylish sunglasses and a mischievous grin. With a touch of humor and a dash of intellectual intrigue, this artwork is a must-have for Foucault enthusiasts and lovers of witty aesthetics. At the heart of this artwork lies the concept of panopticons, a central theme in Foucault's philosophy. By playfully dubbing Foucault as "The Jester of Panopticons," we celebrate his profound exploration of power, surveillance, and social control.

Description: cool word including the humorous interpretation of it's creator. Meaning is 'unintelligible verbiage'

Description: Blinds specifically designed for closets!

Description: You're dead. Honk, honk...

Description: Aint got no time for that Hollywood nonsense with its explosions and big name douchebags!