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Jazzy Guy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: I am French, no?

Tags: arty, cigarette, dramatic, french, guy
just pretentious enough Tapestry
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Description: thank you for viewing!

Tags: hipster, special, demanding, aesthetic, twitter

just pretentious enough Tapestry

by Not Complaining Just Asking

$30

pretentious Shorts
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Description: frasier

Tags: kelsey grammer, frasier crane, niles crane, niles, roz doyle

pretentious Shorts

by aluap1006

$27

Schitt's Creek Patrick: You Know, It's Just Pretentious Enough Kids T-Shirt

Description: Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Tags: twyla sands, pretentious, quotes, schittscreek, david rose
Lady Murasaki quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, Pin
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Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous and scornful; but when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!" How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as such a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am.

Tags: female writers, heian period, introspection, japanese art, japanese literature
You Are, As Always A Sullen Puffin Phone Case

Description: You Are, As Always A Sullen Puffin. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter
pretentious little bastard Mug
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Description: weird

Tags: synthwave
Michel Foucault Quote - Le Savoir C'est Le Pouvoir Phone Case
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Description: Michel Foucault Quote - Le Savoir C'est Le Pouvoir

Tags: aristotle, camus, deleuze, derrida, existentialist
Look At You With Your Snack Pot Complexion Pillow
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Description: Look At You With Your Snack Pot Complexion. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter
It's Like A ROFL Brothel In Here Magnet
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Description: It's Like A ROFL Brothel In Here. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter
I have that on vinyl. Tapestry
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Description: I have that on vinyl. Pretentious deadpan delivery. For audiophiles and record lovers, this retro quote design celebrates classic analog vibes, crate-digging culture, and timeless music appreciation. Ideal for DJs, collectors, and nostalgic music fans. Wear it to the next Record Store Day, or everyday for pretentious vintage flair.

Tags: analog music, chestify, crate digger, dj humour, lp enthusiast
Hating Pop Music Doesn't Make You Deep Pretentious Attitude Phone Case

Description: This design sarcastically mocks pretentious attitudes and celebrates the joy of enjoying all kinds of music.

Tags: arcastic humor, hating pop music doesnt make you deep, meme, music, music joke
HOA Bag
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Description: it's your funeral

Tags: housing, pretentious, house, home, rules

HOA Bag

by amigaboy

$24

Obscure Pop Culture Reference Pin
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Description: Impress all your nerd hipster friends with this obscure pop culture reference that only the coolest will know

Tags: nerd, reference, geeky humor, pop culture, nerdcore
Pretentious Party Penguins Kids Hoodie
Tags: cute penguin, animal, animals, funny penguin gifts, penguin gifts
Ciao And Bella Fragmento T-Shirt
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Description: Ciao And Bella Fragmento. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter
Have A Campachoochoo on Me Pin
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Description: Have A Campachoochoo on Me. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter
Hilario Tote
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Description: Hilario. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter

Hilario Tote

by caboodul

$20

Hating Pop Music Doesn't Make You Deep Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Hating Pop Music Doesn't Make You Deep

Tags: deep, elitist, funny music, hipster, hipster culture
Yeah, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know. Kids Hoodie

Description: Yeah, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Tags: banter, bbc, business, comedy, commuter
Pretentious Seahorses T-Shirt
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Description: Seahorses in pink and red.

Tags: pink, ocean life, ocean, animals, water

Pretentious Seahorses T-Shirt

by Monique Machut

$24

Deeper Appreciation Text Statement Magnet

Description: Deeper Appreciation Text Statement

Tags: character apprecia, deep thought, muppets reference, puppet show, slightly pretentious
Jealousy is a Stinky Cologne Magnet
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Description: Designed to look like an uppity high-brow designer label, this is actually an altered quote from the excellent comedy Super Troopers. Actual quote is : "Desperation is a stinky colgne."

Tags: fashion, fashion show, cologne, jealousy, mock fashion
If The Chef Uses Tweezers To Plate My Food Magnet
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Description: This design features a caricature of a haughty chef.

Tags: cooking, cuisine, culinary, food, haute
Pretentious Chihuahua Pin
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Description: animal illustration

Tags: animal, character, characterdesign, chihuahua, cute

Pretentious Chihuahua Pin

by Toru Sanogawa

$3.25

Generic High Fashion Label Posters and Art
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Description: Generic High Fashion Label

Tags: fashion design, funny, funny gift, funny gift ideas, funny quote
Pretentious Foreign Film Lover - Funny Movie Fan Gift Socks
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Description: Funny/light-hearted dig at that foreign movie buff in your life ;)

Tags: movie geek stuff, film geek clothes, french movies, filmmaker, french film
Michel Foucault Quote - Madness Is The Absence Of An Oeuvre Tote
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Description: Michel Foucault Quote - Madness Is The Absence Of An Oeuvre

Tags: adorno, aristotle, camus, deleuze, derrida
Muhammad Ali - I'm young; I'm handsome; I'm fast. I can't possibly be beat. - Dark version Phone Case
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Description: Famous quote of the legendary boxer.

Tags: confident, famous, death, quote, box
Proud Elitist Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Because my taste and perspective aren't just superior than yours, I also am better than you, period.

Tags: funny, humor, internet, ironic, irony
Goody Two Shoes Sticker
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Description: British Idiom Meaning Teacher's Pet.

Tags: pretentious, british humour, smug, teachers pet, goody two shoes

Goody Two Shoes Sticker

by tinybiscuits

$3.50

True Love on a Plate Hoodie
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Tags: clever, food humor, food lover, food pun, funny

True Love on a Plate Hoodie

by Star Sandwich

$42

Michel Foucault Philosophy - The Jester Of Panopticons Hat
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Description: Step into the world of intellectual whimsy with our captivating artwork, "The Jester of Panopticons." This unique piece features the renowned philosopher Michel Foucault, sporting stylish sunglasses and a mischievous grin. With a touch of humor and a dash of intellectual intrigue, this artwork is a must-have for Foucault enthusiasts and lovers of witty aesthetics. At the heart of this artwork lies the concept of panopticons, a central theme in Foucault's philosophy. By playfully dubbing Foucault as "The Jester of Panopticons," we celebrate his profound exploration of power, surveillance, and social control.

Tags: adorno, aristotle, camus, deleuze, derrida
Bafflegab Hat
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Description: cool word including the humorous interpretation of it's creator. Meaning is 'unintelligible verbiage'

Tags: funny, cool, bafflegab, humor, bureaucratic

Bafflegab Hat

by bluehair

$19

Pretentious Foreign Film Lover - Funny Movie Fan Gift Tote
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Description: Funny/light-hearted dig at that foreign movie buff in your life ;)

Tags: actor funny, art films, art movie, art movies, cinema
Neighborhood Watch Shorts
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Description: Blinds specifically designed for closets!

Tags: in the closet, oops its a gay bar, podcast, pretentious prick, wrestling

Neighborhood Watch Shorts

by Othership Podcast Designs

$27

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