Pretentious Merch
Schitt's Creek Patrick: You Know, It's Just Pretentious Enough Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Schitt's Creek
$24
Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous and scornful; but when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!" How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as such a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am.
Description: I have that on vinyl. Pretentious deadpan delivery. For audiophiles and record lovers, this retro quote design celebrates classic analog vibes, crate-digging culture, and timeless music appreciation. Ideal for DJs, collectors, and nostalgic music fans. Wear it to the next Record Store Day, or everyday for pretentious vintage flair.
Description: Step into the world of intellectual whimsy with our captivating artwork, "The Jester of Panopticons." This unique piece features the renowned philosopher Michel Foucault, sporting stylish sunglasses and a mischievous grin. With a touch of humor and a dash of intellectual intrigue, this artwork is a must-have for Foucault enthusiasts and lovers of witty aesthetics. At the heart of this artwork lies the concept of panopticons, a central theme in Foucault's philosophy. By playfully dubbing Foucault as "The Jester of Panopticons," we celebrate his profound exploration of power, surveillance, and social control.
