Pretentious Shorts

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Description: Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: "Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous and scornful; but when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!" How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as such a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am.

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Description: Michel Foucault Quote - Le Savoir C'est Le Pouvoir

Description: I have that on vinyl. Pretentious deadpan delivery. For audiophiles and record lovers, this retro quote design celebrates classic analog vibes, crate-digging culture, and timeless music appreciation. Ideal for DJs, collectors, and nostalgic music fans. Wear it to the next Record Store Day, or everyday for pretentious vintage flair.

Description: it's your funeral

Description: Impress all your nerd hipster friends with this obscure pop culture reference that only the coolest will know

Description: why yes, i am judging you

Description: Hating Pop Music Doesn't Make You Deep

Description: Fake fancy sommelier for lake drinks.

Description: Seahorses in pink and red.

Description: Deeper Appreciation Text Statement

Description: animal illustration

Description: Generic High Fashion Label

Description: Funny/light-hearted dig at that foreign movie buff in your life ;)

Description: Michel Foucault Quote - Madness Is The Absence Of An Oeuvre

Description: Famous quote of the legendary boxer.

Description: Step into the world of intellectual whimsy with our captivating artwork, "The Jester of Panopticons." This unique piece features the renowned philosopher Michel Foucault, sporting stylish sunglasses and a mischievous grin. With a touch of humor and a dash of intellectual intrigue, this artwork is a must-have for Foucault enthusiasts and lovers of witty aesthetics. At the heart of this artwork lies the concept of panopticons, a central theme in Foucault's philosophy. By playfully dubbing Foucault as "The Jester of Panopticons," we celebrate his profound exploration of power, surveillance, and social control.

Description: Funny/light-hearted dig at that foreign movie buff in your life ;)

Description: You're dead. Honk, honk...

Description: Aint got no time for that Hollywood nonsense with its explosions and big name douchebags!