Coma Merch
Description: Centered on pop art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore jangle pop diehards and longtime collectors. Made for fans who want something a cut above the usual band merch. Calling all jangle pop fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee shimmers with the bittersweet energy of chiming guitars and wistful, heart-on-sleeve melodies. Rendered in a bold retro illustration style that real collectors treasure, it's a must-have for indie kids, art-school romantics, late-night dreamers and vinyl obsessives alike. The perfect indie pop gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to gigs, gallery nights or just to mope in style. Moody, melodic and effortlessly cool artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last.
Girlfriend in a Coma, I Know, I Know - It's Serious Indie Pop Jangle Art Pin
by Cultural Heritage
$3.25
Description: Overthinking-Myself-Into-A-Coma features a spiral-head graphic with wording about overthinking. The artwork blends anxiety humor, mental-loop imagery, distressed styling, and busy-mind energy into a design about racing thoughts, endless analysis, and the exhausting habit of thinking too much.
Description: An official physiological-shutdown clearance, formally certifying the primary holiday operator as an elite seasonal powerhouse whose digestive system has successfully reallocated 99% of total available metabolic power away from brain activity, leg movement, and social interaction to focus exclusively on processing massive starch reserves.
Description: Ahh, Thanksgiving. Lots of turkey, all the fixings, and lashings of pumpkin pie! This emblem shows the Thanksgiving Family Meal is a team effort – it requires an alliance of good people to prepare – and another alliance to over-feast upon it! White original design with textured effect.
Description: Part of the Fuego and Nox collection. Meet Fuego and Nox, two original characters who turn everyday moments, emotions, and little adventures into simple, funny illustrations. Created in a clean minimalist black-and-white style, each design celebrates relatable moods, humor, and the joy of life's ordinary moments. Perfect for decorating laptops, water bottles, journals, notebooks, and more, or as a thoughtful gift for cat lovers, dog lovers, and anyone who enjoys cute, relatable art.
Description: A grinning retro cartoon eater with a round belly and a messy bandana waves a bitten chicken drumstick in each hand above the words "Belly 'Til You Smelly." Distressed, warm and built for anyone who eats with total joy and zero shame. A fun pick for foodies, fried chicken fans, cookout hosts and holiday feasters.
Belly 'Til You Smelly Funny Retro Cartoon Fat Belly Fried Chicken Drumsticks Big Eater Foodie Food Coma Humor Kids T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$13 $19
Description: Embracing the ultimate food coma! This hilarious and relatable vintage-inspired illustration features a chubby retro dinner roll character sitting comfortably on a cozy couch, holding its full round belly with a satisfied smile, completed with bold typography reading "CARB OVERLOAD". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this funny bread lovers design is a must-have for carb fans, dinner roll addicts, Thanksgiving dinner humor, Friendsgiving feasts, food coma jokes, bakers, foodies, and lovers of retro aesthetic. A high-contrast, legendary gift for Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays, bakers, or cozy everyday streetwear!
Description: A cute little ghost who definitely had too much candy on Halloween night! Retro 90s pixel art featuring a full, passed-out ghost surrounded by spilled trick-or-treat sweets and a pumpkin bucket with the classic retro text "Game Over". Perfect gift for gamers, pixel art lovers, retro gaming fans, and anyone who can't resist a Halloween sugar rush.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
Description: Cancun spring breaker regretting nothing (yet). Hotel Zone tram rider going nowhere fast. Isla Mujeres ferry addict (seasick but happy). Tequila sunrise obsession (breakfast of champions). All-inclusive food coma worth it. Chichén Itzá day trip survivor (so hot). Cancun sunscreen monster reapplying constantly. Party boat hangover eternal. Mayan ruins selfie pro (angle matters). Coco Bongo chaos unforgettable. Cancún: what happens here, ends up on Instagram.
