Chestify Crewneck Sweatshirts

Christmas is here. This is a festive shirt for the season, but not too festive. Let's say it's festive enough. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Oh my days. Surprise, but with a deadpan delivery. For the seriously funny.

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star

Now thats some big brain philosophical thinking. perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

Staying in on a Friday night? Missing that party for a good book? You're born to be mild and you're AWESOME.

Oh ... that's awkward.

Hungry? Get stuffed!

Just go away. A shirt for introverts, anti-socials and grumps - the best people in the world!

It is alleged that members of the legal fraternity will nod and wink as you saunter past, they could be a lawyer, barrister or solicitor but we're not sure ... best to seek more legal advice.

Stand back. I'll do it myself. If I want it done right, I'll do it myself!

Today has been cancelled shirt, for those days when you'd rather just stay in bed. Cancel today, it can wait till tomorrow.

Be cool, use an air conditioner.

Intellectual (Non-practicing). I can't brain today. I am in the empty void of non-thinking bliss.

Don't tell me to smile. This is my happy face. Ha. ha.

This is a strange t-shirt. It's designed for the strange, the weird, the freaks, the aspies, the awkward, the odd, the finest folk in the world ! A great gift idea for the strange person in your life, or for you, weirdo.

This is a Little t-shirt. Even if you order a large sized t-shirt ... still little

Wearing this t-shirt will not make you Zombie, you'll need an expert in Voodoo or become infected with a nasty virus for that to happen. Still, this makes for a quick and easy costume idea or perhaps a gift for someone who'd rather be gaming than sleep.

The simple way to show that you support net neutrality. Let's keep the net neutral!

I don't know. I just got here.

Living my okayest life.

No thanks. I'm an indoor person.

I love running ... from my problems.

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"Ackchyually, this meme has several variations during it's life on the internet and is now a part of nerd culture. The incorrect spelling emphasises the comical pronunciation of the word. Remember, the internet does not trust a thing you have to say."

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

Namaste at home.

I am awake. Please respect my privacy in these difficult times.

Existential dread. Embrace it.

re you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them.