Cynical Merch

candy hearts

Don't Mix Fuel and Spirits

Failure is a journey, not a destination. Sarcastic and funny quote destroyer. enjoy this non motivational, non inspirational quote t shirt design. Highly cynical and dumb, it has a tree and birds at the background, obviously, since this is how life changing sayings are delivered to the world. For the gifted underachiever, slacker by heart, or just a screw-up.

am i the only one going through existential crisis - one liners

and I won't worry about your small mind. And I won't have to eat you.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Like to Diffuse Situations with Humor and a Machete” design on apparel and gifts.

No shame in being tasteless.

Green snark week shark.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Your Absence has made my Heart Grow Fonder of Your Absence” design on your favorite apparel.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Life's Good. You Should Get One.” design on your favorite apparel.

running my mouth and pushing my luck

OXY MORON funny word paradox. Almost always it will make sense.

Meet the coffee bean with attitude! This hilarious design features a bean with a disgruntled expression saying "I'm not bitter, I'm an acquired taste". Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate a good dose of humor with their morning brew. Embrace your inner bean with this quirky design.

Is It Friday Yet? Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

Sarcasm, everybody's best friend!!

Random objects in a repeating pattern

Losing your head, for some there are several reasons, but for others it's just a matter of humour, because making life a comedy can be a good solution....head in black hand

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

Or just when I'm around?

I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

is my worst enema

Dead inside

Conceit is a fault. I have no faults.

Sorry about that.

Enough said

unless that new experience is a tiger

Everything Happens For No Reason.

next to your personal lube

God sobered up

I am a citizen of the world.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

“I Could Agree with You, but then We'd Both be Wrong” design on apparel and gifts.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

This fun typographic design is great for teenagers and the cynical amongst us. Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.