Essex Merch
Description: Essex was an American whaler from Nantucket, Massachusetts, which was launched in 1799. In 1820, while at sea in the southern Pacific Ocean under the command of Captain George Pollard Jr., she was attacked and sunk by a sperm whale. Thousands of miles from the coast of South America with little food and water, the 20-man crew was forced to make for land in the ship's surviving whaleboats. The men suffered severe dehydration, starvation, and exposure on the open ocean, and the survivors eventually resorted to eating the bodies of the crewmen who had died. When that proved insufficient, members of the crew drew lots to determine whom they would sacrifice so that the others could live.
Description: Little Town, Small Town America, Hometown, Americana, and Vintage Small Town artwork celebrating the charm, nostalgia, and character of small-town life. Inspired by historic main streets, local diners, old buildings, quiet neighborhoods, roadside signs, hometown memories, scenic roads, and classic American culture. Perfect for small-town lovers, hometown locals, travelers, road trip enthusiasts, Americana fans, nostalgic souls, and anyone looking for a unique small-town gift. Great for travel souvenirs, hometown celebrations, road trips, vacations, birthdays, moving gifts, and everyday wear. A timeless retro-inspired design for anyone who loves little towns, local history, hidden gems, and the nostalgic spirit of Small Town America.
Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!
Lambda, Lambda, Lambda - vintage Revenge of The Nerds logo Kids Hoodie
by BodinStreet
$26 $36
Description: The graphic features a stylized mountain range with a retro sunset backdrop, complete with flying birds. The sun is depicted as a simple orange circle. Below the mountain range, a dark forest of evergreen trees is shown. The text "Essex" and "VERMONT" appear beneath the forest in white, block letters.
Description: When the Tri-Lambs left Adams College to attend the 1987 United Fraternity National Convention in Fort Lauderdale, they learned that their reservations at the upscale Royal Flamingo Hotel had been given to the Alpha Betas and that the property doesn't want to be associated with nerds. After looking around with no luck, the displaced Tri-Lambs find a place willing to take them in by the name of Hotel Coral Essex. Sure, it's located in a shady part of town and getting robbed and/or stabbed is a possibility at any time, but hey, it's still on the beach. Thanks to the hospitality of the Hotel Coral Essex, the nerds were not only able to attend the conference, but were able to through one of the biggest bashes in Fort Lauderdale history.
Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!
Adams Atoms - Revenge of the Nerds vintage logo Baseball T-Shirt
by BodinStreet
$19 $26
Description: This scene displays the long pier extending into the water at Southend-on-Sea in Essex, England. A train travels along the tracks above the wooden structure. Several boats float in the calm bay while the sun sets behind the coastal town skyline. The foreground features the sloping cliffside, a funicular railway car, and local coastal structures. People walk along the promenade near the water during the twilight hours.
Southend On Sea Pier Waterfront Essex England Crewneck Sweatshirt
by travel2xplanet
$28 $35
Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!
Lambda Lambda Lambda - Adams College 1984 - vintage logo Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by BodinStreet
$17 $24
Description: Adapted a javelin for Lamar's limp wristed throwing style. Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!
Lamar's Limp Wristed Throwing Academy - Est. 1984 Kids Hoodie
by BodinStreet
$26 $36
Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!
AB Alpha Beta 1984 - vintage fraternity Revenge of the Nerds Socks
by BodinStreet
$14 $20
Description: VB-83 Helldivers artwork honoring the SB2C Helldiver dive bomber crews of USS Essex during WWII. Flying dangerous carrier-based strike missions in the Pacific Theater, the squadron played a key role in major naval battles including Leyte Gulf. This bold, vintage-style design captures naval aviation history, dive bombing intensity, and carrier warfare heritage.
Description: F6F Hellcat artwork honoring VF-15 “Fighting Fifteen” and their combat operations aboard USS Essex during WWII. Known for air superiority missions and devastating effectiveness in the Pacific Theater, the Hellcat became one of the U.S. Navy’s most successful carrier fighters. This bold, vintage-style design captures naval aviation power and Pacific War heritage.
Description: Miskatonic University Antarctic Expedition - Globe. A design inspired by the writings of H.P. Lovecraft. Created with SVGs and high-quality images for optimum resolution.
Miskatonic University Antarctic Expedition - Globe Sticker
by Original DP
$3.00 $3.50
