Festus Haggen Merch
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how to deal with "slipperty" men.
Festus Haggen quote on Slipperty Men Socks
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$14 $20
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Ornery Magnet
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Sour Phone Case
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$17 $23
Description: Beloved western character, Festus, sure loved his hot coffee, fires and warm vittles! The quote says "It don't make no never mind what happens along the way, as long as there's a warm fire and some vittles when you get to the end of the trail."
Funny Quote from Festus Haggen Socks
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$14 $20
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how learning something new every day will make you smarter. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Learning Magnet
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.
Festus Haggen Quote Hat
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$12 $19
Gunsmoke - matt dilon and festus haggen Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by akihiro123
$13 $19
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip about men who don't like dogs.
Festus Haggen on Men Who Don't Like Dogs Mug
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$13 $18
Description: Gunsmoke is an American radio and television Western drama series created by director Norman Macdonnell and writer John Meston. It centered on Dodge City, Kansas, in the 1870s, during the settlement of the American West. The central character is lawman Marshal Matt Dillon, played by William Conrad on radio and James Arness on television.
Description: Festus Haggen is one of the most iconic characters from the classic TV Western Gunsmoke, famously portrayed by actor and singer Ken Curtis. Introduced in the 1962 episode "Us Haggens", Festus initially arrived in Dodge City to avenge his twin brother's death. He eventually became Marshal Matt Dillon's fiercely loyal, permanent deputy marshal and the structural heart of the series from 1964 until its finale in 1975.
Vintage TV Westerns Funny Quote Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by AzraelusGuy
$16 $24
