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(n.) An optimist with real world experience.

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NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED

No matter how much you say it, onions always somehow get on the plate. Keep pushing for #NoOnions in the most pessimistic way possible

oh well

cool description of the uber pessimist

political term commonly used in the United Kingdom

A simply drawn white cat who is about to drop a glass of water is the center of the item. The written indications conform a meme-like graph. The classic optimist and pessimist ambivalence is invaded by a nasty me.

In a funk? A little antisocial? Cynical? Hate everyone? Bleak and Misanthropic? A depressingly funny design from eBrush Design.

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"A Natural Pessimist" is a collection of products created for those who value honesty and a healthy dose of humor. Our products are perfect for those who sometimes admit to their pessimistic outlook on life. Express your personality and distance yourself in a funny way with our products. Let the world know that pessimism can still be charming!

Life is a Terminal Illness typography on top of red blood. Funny pessimistic design.

If you love Mr Pessimist , then you'll love our Mr Pessimist Parlipod Fandom shirt.

For the nihilist pessimistic asshole in your life.

I'm half optimist half pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong

Pessimist funny sarcastic definition gift

Are you an optimist, are you a pessimist or do you consider yourself being in between?

Alphabet words design. P is for a pessimist. Are you pessimistic? Let everyone know it.

what's your diagnosis? hypnotic pessimist, this one is for you!

The Glass is Cracked is for those people who are beyond pessimistic. They don't see the glass as half empty. They see it as cracked with no hope of ever being half full again.

"Marvin the paranoid android" is a character from the book(and movie) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", but you already know that . He's a pessimist robot, but you already know that. So...since you already know everything there's to know, Come, see and buy this shirt with a few of the best and most hilarious quotes of this little pessimist robot.

Are you an optimist, are you a pessimist or do you consider yourself being in between?

Everything Sucks!

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. funny quote saying phrase

Everything Happens For No Reason.

Dive into the shadows with our 'Pessimist' tee. This design is a poetic exploration of doubt, inviting you to embrace the beauty within the complexity of perspective.

Nihilism Forever ///// Vintage Medieval Humor Illustration Design

Perfect goth gift for any nihilistic philosophy loving science geeks with a sense of style and humor!

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Forever | Pessimism | nihilism

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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true

Sarcastic design about 2023. The joke is to wear it in January. In the following months, it becomes less and less funny and more and more accurate.

Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Antonio Gramsci portrait and quote: I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.