Grail Merch

Description: Choose wisely.

Description: The trancendance of the Holy Grail accompanied by angels from Glastonbury Tor.There are many myths and legends concerning both the Holy Grail and indeed Glastonbury, one being that the Grail was brought to Glastonbury be Joseph of Arimathea

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Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: You Have Died.

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Description: Tis but a Scratch

Description: “She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Description: The Holy Grail Tour

Description: Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Description: Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Description: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Description: Hope you like it!

Description: King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Description: Celebrate your favorite quotable movie with this unique design!

Description: They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

Description: TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Description: The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

Description: What if those two met at the same time! I want to see THAT movie! :D

Description: Tim the enchanter

Description: The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Description: It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Description: You'll Soil Your Armor

Description: BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Description: The last dinner of Brian

Description: A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Description: Almost the Full Monty

Description: WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Description: Always remember that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Description: TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Description: I'm invincible!

Description: Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Description: They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.

Description: Holy Grail is a medieval expression that normally designates the chalice supposedly used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper. In literature, José de Arimathea collected the blood of Jesus during the crucifixion, however the origin of the Holy Grail is much earlier than Christianity, the Grail already existed among the Celts.